Posts Tagged ‘ Arsene Wenger ’

June 18 – dizzy from the merry-go-around

With the excitement of the summer window and the collective urging of fans and the media for clubs to spend away like sailors on shore leave, it’s always interesting to read about clubs such as Hearts slipping into administration. Another proud club with a free-spending sugar daddy from overseas who are now facing the same [...]



June 1 — gone fishing

So this will be my final post before my annual pilgrimage north to a land with unbroken forests, deep blue lakes, big northern pike and no wi-fi or cellular service. And I’m looking forward to the break. It’s always sort of exciting to return and see what sort of twists and turns have been taken [...]



April 20 – a Saturday Night Special that’s got a lot more pop than a .32

Right so I have to get this off my chest after watching Arsenal stumble, stutter and fall across the finish line at Craven Cottage and I’m as angry as I’ve been in a very long time. So I decided to wait until after holding my team’s training session before posting this. And those poor kids [...]



March 14 – moral victories and how to impress a scout

Well Wednesday pretty much went according to script for football’s most successful property developers– a valiant late charge that fell just a little short followed by vigourous backpatting and much talk about mental strength in the postmortem. No sale here. The mental strength will display itself for the final run-in, starting in south Wales on [...]



February 28 – saluting FC Hollywood, top playmakers and how to spend 50m

Afternoon and apologies for the lateness of this update due to technical difficulties. Specifically the kind that cause one to need to go out and buy a brand-new laptop. But the cost of new MacBook Pro pales in comparison to what the average foottballing superstar fetches on the open market these days and Matt Stanger wonders [...]



January 29 – Sweet FA for Beetface and Fleet Street goes into Mario mourning

It’s always nice to have midweek games in the Premier League. It’s sort of like putting on a coat you’ve not worn for a while and reaching into the pocket and pulling out $20, an unexpected and pleasant break in the normal mundane routine during the week. And it also allows us to watch football [...]



January 17 – Silver linings transfer window and Walcott scores big in contract talks

As I regularly make fun of Fleet Street types for lazy stereotyping, it would seem hypocritical to question whether Arsene Wenger’s nationality makes him every agent’s favourite pigeon manager at the bargaining table. Because given some of the dribs and drabs coming out of  Theo Walcott’s contract capitulation negotiation, it’s easy to understand why Holloway Road Properties doesn’t have [...]



January 11 – where do United fans really live? Let’s ask Twitter

A very thin gruel today, both in terms of punditry and rumours. But there’s some rare brilliance from the good folks at the Oxford Internet Institute, who used Twitter to track where supporters of different clubs actually live and find out if the fanbase of Salford’s finest was actually concentrated in Surrey. It was a good [...]



December 13 – plumbing the depths

So I made the mistake of watching Fox Soccer Report again last night, long enough to hear the considered cockney wisdom of Danny Dichio along with a video clip of Stewart Robson accusing Arsene Wenger of being an egomaniac, which is a pot-kettle-black moment if I’ve ever heard one, along with the modern invention — [...]



November 2 – applauding London’s most non-racist club

When Roman Abramovich pitched up in the west end with his petroroubles and grand ambitions, it pretty much guaranteed the football hacks who populate Fleet Street would never, ever have a dull news day. And with charming characters such as Choc Ice and football’s Nick Griffin in the change room, well there’s no end to [...]