July 29 – already tired of the Olympics
By Alberta Gooner | July 9th, 2012 | Category: Daily Links, English Premier League, Featured Posts, Lead Article, Rumors, Soccer | 46 commentsA bleary day in my part of the world so let’s look at news and rumours from around the world of football.
Let’s start in the noisier part of greater Salford, where Paul Wilson suggests the Middleastlanders spending sprees of the past are inhibiting their pursuit of Robin van Iscariot.
Nick Miller doesn’t understand why some supporters delight more delight in the failures of their rivals than the successes of their own clubs. It’s something I’ve never really understood myself. There’s a difference between banter or playful gestures like this quite brilliant sign smuggled into the lesser lights-FSG friendly and, for example, cheering for Gareth Bale’s ankle to be broken. It’s a little like Spuds supporters cheering the news that Jack Wilshere won’t be back until October at the earliest. They really should be far more concerned about reports that Luka Modric’s deal to FC Franco is done, with 35m in readies returning to Lahdan.
Talking of transfer gossip, let’s peek into the rumour mill, shall we?
Robin van Persie is demanding the same wages as Wayne Rooney, thought to be around £220,000 per week, before he agrees to join Manchester United. (Sunday Express) Rivals Manchester City are not prepared to match that, however, and are thought to have limited their offer to £150,000 per week. (Sunday Mirror)
Ah, so now we know the size of his ambition. Juventus is apparently bemused by his salary demands and has withdrawn from the race for his services.
Newcastle could be back as favourites to sign Liverpool striker Andy Carroll after the 23-year-old revealed he would only leave Anfield to play European football. (talkSPORT) But Newcastle will only move for their former striker if the £7m escape clause is triggered in the contract of Demba Ba, 27. (Sunday Mirror)
Carroll reportedly turned down the chance to join the east-end pornographers because he wants European football rather than a relegation battle. Fair enough but the bar codes are going to have to inch up their offer to rival the 17m bid reportedly lodged by the bongo merchants.
Southampton are thought to have enquired about bringing Arsenal’s Theo Walcott back to St Mary’s. (Sunday Mirror)
Hahahaha. I can’t decide whether this is a practical joke and whom decided to pull it. Was it a bored club official, journo or an agent? Was either a wager or alcohol in floating this? I’m guessing both.
Meanwhile, the Gunners expect to complete the £15m transfer of Malaga midfielder Santi Cazorla, 27, by Tuesday. (Daily Mail)
That’s Joe Allen money. lol Seriously, Holloway Road Properties will probably have to bump up their offer to secure the Spanish schemer. The Observer suggested the bid was 16m and HRP is close to securing a loan deal for FC Franco playmker Nuri Sahin.
West Brom boss Steve Clarke has confirmed that striker Shane Long, 25, is not for sale after reported interest from Reading. (Birmingham Mail)
Not really surprised by the interest or Albion’s reaction.
The agent who orchestrated the move to take striker Emmanuel Adebayor from Arsenal to Manchester City believes the 28-year-old is “unlikely” to move to Tottenham. (talkSPORT)
So the clubs have apparently agreed a fee of roughly 5m to bring back Adebayor to the less successful part of north Lahdan after feeder club Holloway Road shipped him north for 25m a couple of summers back. The hold-up is the Massive are willing top up Adebayor’s 170k/weekly wages by 100k/week for just two years and Ade wants a four-year deal. This busts Spurs’ wage scale and adds 10m to the cost of the transfer.Welcome to Ade, Spurs. Enjoy.
Manchester United will assess Celtic midfielder Victor Wanyama during the Champions League qualifiers, while the Scottish champions are also aware of interest from Fulham, Liverpool, Queens Park Rangers and Stoke City. (Sunday Mail)
There’s definite interest from a lot of clubs in the Kenyan. Manager Neil Lennon named him as captain and switched him to his preferred role in midfield rather than playing him as a defender in yesterday’s match. Moreover Scottish journo Duncan Castles reports Holloway Road are making a bid after Steve Rowley, Pat Rice and Francis Cagigao all scouted him. Haven’t seen much of him myself but he appears to tick all the right boxes for Wenger in terms of athleticism, technique, off-field behaviour and price. This suggests the move for Yann M’Vila is definitely off. Arsenal definitely need options in that area of the park so it’s pleasing news. It’s an area of need for Beetface so it will be interesting to see how this one develops. We’ve beaten them to the Ox and Aaron Ramsey while they’ve pipped us for Phil Jones and Chris Smalling.
July 27 – the FA’s carpet bomb
To London, where the opening ceremony of the Olympics is about to kick . . . what’s this? John Terry is being charged by the FA?
Wow, the timing of that press release is pretty incredible. It’s known in my line of work as “carpet bombing”, which essentially is a crass attempt to bury bad news by issuing a release at an inconvenient time for reporters to chase the story. And what with the world’s truth troops gathered around Wembley to find out what role Becks and the Queen will play in tonight’s Olympic ceremony, it’s pretty transparent. At least the FA are nothing if not consistent, having issued the announcement that they were charging Luis Suarez on New Year’s Eve. In the afternoon. Which is a great way to piss off journos and pretty much ensures they will kick you square in the swingers in print every single chance they get. Because it’s not like the Three Lions’ performance in qualifying or tournaments or the behaviour of players has ever caused the FA any grief with the press? Slapheads.
Earlier in the day, Joorabchian FC acquired another player for JT to racially abuse by signing Canadian (fingers crossed on that) wide boy Junior Hoilett from Factory Farm FC, who will now attempt to negotiate a “training fee” with Sparky. Given that Beetface once paid Erin Go Bragh FC around 3m in readymades for David Bellion in a similar situation, Venky’s reported demand of 6m seems downright reasonable, which is why it will almost certainly go to arbitration.
Sticking in London, Franco FC have apparently agreed to loan out Nuri Sahin, with house organ Marca suggesting he’s bound for Islington. This might explain Wenger’s reluctance to pursue M’Vila. OTOH, he could be bound for the lesser lights as a makeweight for Luka Modric. Sahin shone as the schemer in Borussia Dortmund’s midfield during their 2010/11 campaign and decamped to the Bernebeu, where he was promptly landed deep inside the omelet maker’s patntry, rarely making an appearance. I sort of feel for the lad because other young players have seen their careers stall under his tutelage. He really saves us best work for mature players costing at least 20m, Kaka excepted. Hey, does the Iron Chef work with second-rate ingredients? Anyway, it will be very interesting to see where Sahin winds up. Fingers crossed the lad holds out for Champions League football!
Venturing north to greater Salford, Stuart James reads some ill omens into the decision by the Glazers to pull a stock flotation. I don’t think United will ever face a situation similar to Rangers, Portsmouth or Leeds United simply because their cash flow and revenue streams would be enough to see other investors step in. However, the numbers being bandied about are staggering and that’s coming from somebody who works in the oil business.
Matt Stanger looks at which players should be shipped out of the top eight Premier League clubs, but sadly, just restrains himself to one player per club. Who would you like to see leave your club? I know there’s more than one name on my list at Holloway Road Properties.
Next week is going to be a little bleak in terms of blog updates as I will be travelling to do some stakeholder consultations in the bush of northeastern Alberta with various Metis and First Nations. Hopefully the RvP drama will be sorted and JT will receive an eight-game ban for racist conduct and another 20 for being a right twat. Enjoy the week!
July 26 – playing the piano as fast as I can
“Don’t shoot me boys. I’m playing the piano as fast as I can.” Hans Kraay, the first head coach of the NASL’s Edmonton Drillers to the media.
Kraay was exasperated with the Edmonton media and larger soccer community when he threw up his hands at a press conference and gave the mother of all money quotes in response to badgering about the Drillers’ hapless attacking play.
It’s sort of how I’ve felt this week, manning the sump pump and bailing as fast as I can with intense media interest in the Chinese takeover of one of our owners. I come by my disdain for much of the media honestly and it was underscored with some of the, quite frankly, half-witted wittering that passed for beard-stroking punditry.
I raise this as both an excuse for not posting regular updates and as a segue into the daily links. To Lahdan town and the Olympics, where Matt Stanger lists the best players to watch at the IOC’s Soccerball tourney. One of those players on that list is Joe Allen, who is apparently interesting FSG. Stanger doesn’t think signing the Welsh midfielder will cure what ails Anfield. I tend to agree with him. First, 15m pounds? Really? That’s Yann M’Vila money or just shy of it and, I’m sorry, but that’s badly overpaying for a player with one good Premier League season under his belt. Second, Rodgers now has Steven Gerrard, Lucas Leiva, Joe Cole, Alberto Aquilani, Charlie Adam, Jordan Henderson and Jonjo Shelvey on the books who can play central midfield. I’m all for improving but it means you are moving at least two of those names at a hefty discount. And I’m not sure how much Allen actually improves that area.
At least Rodgers is looking at buying players, though, something that Roberto Mancini took the opportunity to bitch about at the pre-match press conference prior to their friendly in Beijing with feeder club Holloway Road Properties. Some have taken this as a rift between Bobby and Brian Marwood. Others see Massive going through the motions to peel back their payroll to make “good faith” gestures towards (stifle sniggering) meeting UEFA’s FFP rules. Marwood has spend a slice of Abu Dhabi’s wellhead production by sensibly securing defensive colossus and club captain Vincent Kompany to a record six-year deal.
England’s original nouveau riche big spenders Rent Boyz, meanwhile, look like they’ll have to sell before buying again, which isn’t surprising given how much Roman has laid out for Eden Hazard, Oscar and Marko Marin. Perhaps the wheeler dealer can help him after he finishes fixing the mess that he had no part in creating at Pompey. Luke Moore provides the fan’s perspective on the meltdown on the south coast.
The Massive’s opponents, meanwhile, have apparently eschewed their normal prudence as Arsene Wenger has vowed to spend, spend, spend. It’s sort of a jarring change of direction: think Kim Kardashian heading up the Women’s Christian Temperance Union (see gossip below).
The Massive and Holloway Road will square off in Beijing and several clubs are touring in the Far East to win the hearts and minds of customers in that growing market. Mark Ogden and John Duerdin examine the phenomena of going east to raise cash in the summer.
And what do they raise that cash for? Well, to pay the Glazers’ “management fees” obviously and to buy players. Off to the rumour mills!
Arsenal have targeted £20m-rated Santi Cazorla, 27, as a central playmaker for next term – and are still chasing Rennes midfielder Yann M’Vila, 22, and 17-year-old Caen forward M’Baye Niang. (Daily Mirror)
John Cross is as plugged into L’Arse as much as any journo, which is why I would give some weight to this story. The interest in Niang is already known and the club is preparing another bid. Carzola is unsettled but there’s serious questions about whether Malaga will sell even though the player is clearly unsettled. M’Vila is the interesting one. My sense is Wenger is waiting to see whether Rennes will drop their price and how Diaby holds up on the Asia tour before making his final decision.
AC Milan and Real Madrid are set to go head-to-head in a battle to sign Manchester City’s 24-year-old defender Micah Richards. (talkSPORT)
From the plausible to the ridiculous. I’ve banned other outlets for passing along less slapheaded rumours. Obviously Micah’s agent wants to secure him a pay raise and he’s using the halfwits at talkSPORT. But you’d think the guy would use realistic stalking horses. Idiot.
Chelsea could make their fourth big-money buy of the summer after Marseille revealed that Spanish right-back Cesar Azpilicueta, 22, could leave the club. (talkSPORT)
Okay, this is better from the rant radio folks but hardly a new link. Rent Boyz are still going to have to get rid of some players, too.
Liverpool are likely to reject West Ham’s £17m bid for 23-year-old striker Andy Carroll. (Daily Mail)
People who I respect have suggested the east-end pornographers have made a bid for the Geordie. If that figure is true, you’d have to think they are in the ballpark and FSG have leaked it.
Manchester United and Arsenal are interested in signing 21-year-old defensive midfielder Victor Wanyama from Celtic. (Daily Mail)
Lots of observers of Scottish football have tipped the big Kenyan as a player whose succeess would continue south of Hadrian’s Wall. I cannot vouch for it myself but he would fill an area of need for both clubs and be one hell of a cheaper than mooted alternatives (M’Vila, Tiote, Martinez, De Rossi, etc.)
West Brom are rivalling Everton for 25-year-old Villarreal defender Cristian Zapata. (Daily Mail)
Zapata looked like the real deal at Udinese but badly out of his depth with the Yellow Submariners. Interesting to see David Moyes linked. If there’s a man who can coax the best out of Zapata, he’d be the guy.
July 24 – suspending disbelief and hailing Tim Cahill
Tim Cahill is my old 1976 Dodge Dart — the first proper car I ever owned. An unflashy, sturdy reliable workhorse who served his owner well and who was sold for his original purchase price. That’s exceedingly rare for a 32-year-old footballer but underscores the transfer genius of David Moyes, who stole him for 1.5m from Millwall in 2004 and the mindblowing stupidity/myopia of most other Premier League managers who would love to wring 56 goals and 226 appearances out of a midfielder that cost two or three times as much.
Cahill appears bound for the MLS rather than Australia’s A-league, but this suggests the wages and competition on offer in America are better than in Cahill’s homeland. Richard Jolly salutes the tough-minded Aussie.
They could have done with a fair few more Tim Cahills at Pompey, who are facing liquidation after Kanu and other players demanded payment for wages owed to them. While supporters have painted these players as greedy, Tom Young has some sympathy for them. Portsmouth is one of many cautionary tales that ought to be heeded by the likes of PSG.
Talking of Laurent Platini’s club, Matthieu Richard explains why the rest of Ligue 1 is in a lather about FFP’s new poster child.
Returning to yesterday’s theme, Gabriele Marcotti explains Beetface’s fealty to the Glazers.
Let’s take a quick peek into the rumour mills.
Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is worried he has lost the initiative in the race to sign Arsenal striker Robin van Persie, 28. (Daily Mail) And Mancini is furious with City’s bosses as Van Persie looks set to slip away from him. (Daily Mirror) Juventus are edging ahead in the race for Van Persie as they prepare a £20m bid to tempt him away from the Emirates Stadium. (Daily Telegraph)
It’s almost as if Garry Cook had never left the Middleastlands, eh? At least they’ve not accused Wenger of “bottling” it. THAT’S a privilege reserved for Arsenal supporters and they exercise it regularly. Anyway Wenger would probably rather endure a lengthy conversation with his wife about that French hip hop songstress who allegedly (CENSORED BY SOFABALL LEGAL DEPARTMENT) than sell another Judas to Abu Dhabi FC.
Spain winger Santi Cazorla, 27, has told Arsenal he is ready to join them from Malaga. (the Guardian)
This one is getting Holloway Road Properties aethetes in a proper lather. Reading in between the lines, Wenger has noticed a very good player is unhappy with his club and unleashed Dick Law to negotiate a wage package with the player, who has apparently been messed about by Malaga in a rather bizarre fashion. The club, though, are not interested in selling so I’ll file this in the ”maybe” folder.
Feyenoord coach Ronald Koeman has given Aston Villa a week to sort out a deal to buy defender Ron Vlaar, 27. (Express and Star)
Ultimatums usually only get issued when money is an issue. And as my dear old dad used to say, “Money is the currency of whores, not the virtue of maidens.” You could easily replace whores with agents, BTW. Or journalists.
Manchester United are chasing River Plate’s Argentine midfielder Ezequiel Cirigliano, 20, who Manchester City and Paris Saint-Germain both want to take on trial. (Daily Mirror)
No idea about the player but it has the ring of agent’s talk.
Departing United striker Dimitar Berbatov, 31, could be on his way to Russia after Zenit St Petersburg declared their interest. (talkSPORT)
I wonder whether Fergie now wishes Stockport Massive would have pipped them to the Bulgarian’s signing? At 31m, he’s the anti-Cahill.
Bayern Munich are set to make a move for Manchester City midfielder Nigel de Jong, 27, after the German side’s interest in Spain international Javi Martinez cooled. (talkSPORT)
He could fill the unlamented van Bommel role beside Schweinsteiger or Luis Gustavo, completing those five-yard sideways passes and kicking opponents.
Tottenham have joined Newcastle and Swansea in the race for former Liverpool and out-of-favour Hoffenheim winger Ryan Babel, 25. (talkSPORT) Fulham are also apparently considering a bid for Dutchman Babel. (Daily Mail)
The Dutch David Bentley is magnificent talent. It’s a shame the rap star didn’t focus full-time on his footballing. It would be interesting to see whether Jol could unlock the winger’s considerable gifts.
Zenit St Petersburg have joined the race to sign Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel, 27, with Manchester City and Napoli also interested. (Daily Mail)
Not going to happen.
Nottingham Forest want to bring Jermaine Jenas, 29, back to the City Ground as they look to land the Tottenham midfielder. (Daily Mirror)
Wenger’s critics held up his failure to sign Jenas as “proof” of his bias against English players. Spurs signed him for 7m plus sign ons in 2005. He managed 155 appearances before being loaned out last year to Aston Villa. On the Cahill scale, that’s slapheaded stupidity.
July 23 – Beetface’s guide for proper supporters and Wengerian faith in Diaby
Beetface has won enough silverware to back claims that he’s the best manager of this or any other generation. He both qualifies as a proper legend and genius at a time when those terms are applied to people who have accomplished far less in the game. Which is pretty much everybody involved in the sport.
While you’d think Fergie’s accomplishments have placed him beyond reproach with red half of greater Salford, football’s most enpurpled knight of the realm has shown a wee bit of contempt for supporters who do not treat opinion as gospel. This presents a bit of a conundrum as the club’s current proprietors are about as welcome as an STD at an orgy with most supporters, who’ve been quite vocal in criticizing their leeching of the club’s record profits to service debt accured by the takeover of the club. Supporters clad in Norwich away kit who questioned Beetface’s statement that this state of affairs has not tied his hands in the transfer market were politely told they could (BAD WORD) off and support Chelsea. Fergie reiterated this stance in an interview over the weekend, leading the lads and lasses at United Rant to issue Fergie’s guide for proper supporters. Govern yourself accordingly, EWTT, NE Red Devil and anybody else in my audience who supports United, lest you find yourself on Fergie’s shit list.
Speaking of that roster of enemies, add two more names, Nick Miller and Ethan Dean-Richards, both of whom have the temerity to suggest adding RvP doesn’t really address United’s needs. “Youse are all a bunch of (colourful adjective) idiots” can be wheeled out of the quote vault at Carrington.
Yes, Beetface has a few hot buttons — ungrateful fans, idiotic journos, Irish racehorse owners – and one of his favourite people (to strangle), the charming, talented and highly ethical superagent Paul Stretford, is dispensing his advice to the new version of Rangers. Blue half of Glasgow, begin shuddering now.
Stretford, thank God, has no role in the RvP auction. In an ideal world, Holloway Road Properties would not sell their club captain anywhere within the greater Salford metro area. Of course, in this same fantasy place, our manager would not be relying on the fitness of Abou Diaby and Jack Wilshere while dismissing the notion that he buy a central midfielder. Like, say Yann M’Vila.
Diaby’s ability isn’t in question but his fitness sure as hell is and Arsene’s rose-coloured view strikes me as repeating the same sort of insanity as last year, where we wound up overplaying Aaron Ramsey, Mikel Arteta and Alex Song. It’s already clear Jack won’t see the field before October and Tomas Rosicky is out for eight to 10 weeks. While I’m sure Francis Coquelin and Emmanuel Frimpong appreciate Arsene’s confidence, they’ve both battled fitness issues as well. Bringing in M’Vila could create roster headaches but competition for places is an expectation at a top club. And if Arsenal wants to be considered as such as opposed to the Massive’s farm team, Wenger must rethink his position. I guess we’ll see whether they hold up on tour. I don’t want to wish ill on any of our players but hopefully the problems surface now rather than early September.
Sticking in London, Tim Vickery looks at the strong Uruguay team contending for Olympic gold.
And staying on the Beeb’s web site, let’s peek into the rumour mills.
Manchester United have agreed a staggering £26m deal to sign Brazilian teenager Lucas Moura, 19, from Sao Paulo. (Daily Mirror)
Beetface has confirmed his interest but it seems a staggering amount of money for a youngster who is unlikely to be in the starting XI for the Selecao’s OLYMPIC side, let alone be a full-fledged international. It sounds like a negotiating ploy with the intent of trying to bid up Massimo Moratti, who is also apparently keen on the kid.
Holland international Ron Vlaar, 26, has accused Aston Villa of messing him about after pulling out of a £3.2m move from Feyenoord. (Daily Express)
There’s rumours of a clearout at Villa Park with high-salaried low performers from the MON being targeted. With so many defenders apparently on the “to cull” list (Dunne, Warnock, Collins), this link makes sense.
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers insists defender Martin Skrtel, 27, is not for sale. (Daily Telegraph)
As one of last year’s standout defenders in the Premier League, the interest is obvious and so, too, should be the resolve of the club to hang on to another bargain Rafa buy.
Blackburn Rovers contract rebel Junior Hoilett, 22, will not be joining Queens Park Rangers unless the London club pay a fee of £6m – or propose a swap involving Jamie Mackie. (Daily Mirror)
There is so much stupid in this paragraph, it’s actually amusing. First, Hoilett is available on a free but the signing club will have to be a “training fee” that would go to a tribunal if the clubs cannot agree on a price. And that’s certainly what would happen if the (fingers crossed) Canadian international signs with the Londoners. And it will certainly be a lot less than 6m. This has all the hallmarks of more slapheaded Venky’s media hijnks. Isn’t it interesting to see where Hoilett is being linked these days after being mooted as a target for Holloway Road Properties and FSG in the early days of the transfer window. What’s less understandable is how Victor Moses can be seen as a plausible target for the Rent Boyz at 10m when Hoilett is available on a free and qualifies as a homegrown player.
Premier League new-boys Southampton want to sign Blackburn defender Scott Dann, 25. (Daily Mirror)
Fulham have swooped for Chelsea’s £18m-rated striker Romelu Lukaku, 19, on a season-long loan. (the Sun)
July 21 – a FSG-heavy Saturday night special
A productive day although I did catch snippets of both FSG’s draw with MLSE FC and Beetface’s kids draw with Ajax Cape Town in between taking my daughter’s cat to the vet for vaccinations (losing about a pint of blood getting the animal into the cat carrier). The kids and my wife are away at her annual family reunion and I thought it would be a great idea to take the bloody animal to the vet. It was about as dumbassed as Holloway Road Properties’ bright idea to let RvP run down his deal. Next year, my wife gets this chore and the accompanying bloodshed.
Talking of spilled blood, the auction for RvP is heating up with Juventus trying to pair up the Dutch hitman with United Colours of Benneton poster child Luis Suarez. Can’t see this myself as Wenger — ever the dreamer is apparently holding out for a 25m fee for his club captain. All in all, RvP appears to be trudging down that well-worn path broken by Paddy Vieira and followed by TH14, Hleb, Flamini, Cesc, Ade, Na$ri, Hleb and others out of Islington. About the only issue left to haggle appears to be destination and price.
As far as incomings, Wenger is apparently running the rule over Ganso, which surprises me slightly. On the other hand, the Rent Boyz will apparently sign Oscar — described by David Hynter as the brains of the Selecao’s Olympic team — so perhaps Arsene feels a need to keep up with the and nab his own Brazilian playmaker, or — far more likely — just lazy summer window tattle invented by a bored agent and a reporter eager for a “scoop.”
If Luis Suarez does depart, it’s probably good that FSG has decided Brendan Rodgers doesn’t need to finish in the top four in his first year. On the other hand, his plan to loan out Raheem Sterling seems a little hasty as the winger stood out against MLSE FC. If he wants to rid himself of some useless overpaid baggage, he might want to find a sucker new home for Joe Cole based on what he didn’t produce at Skydome, which was any hint of an end product.
Staying on Merseyside, tactics expert Michael Cox profiles Fabio Borini and hails him as an excellent addition to Mr. Rodgers’ neighbourhood. Jonathan Wilson believes Rodgers should end Andy Carroll’s misery on Merseyside and move the big striker.
Nick Miller recommends a transfer buy to fix what ails the top eight clubs in England. Lass Diarra for Arsenal is actually not a bad idea, assuming Wenger has gone cold on M’Vila. It’s also one hell of a lot more plausible than Bastian Schweinsteiger going to the Middleastlands.
Returning to one of my hobbyhorses, Ben Lyttleton and Miller look at the latest moves at QSI FC and wonder how they’ll meet FFP regulations, something I’m sure their new executive Laurent Platini will be working on.
Let’s take a trip to the rumour mills.
Nicklas Bendtner is set to leave Arsenal this week, with the 24-year-old Danish striker a £7.5m target for both AC Milan and Galatasaray. (Sunday Mirror)
News to gladden the heart and both destinations are entirely plausible. The price seems a touch high but, hey, no complaints.
Barcelona youngster Gerard Deulofeu, 18, is on the radars of Liverpool and QPR. (Sunday People)
Lots of hype about him but you have to wonder why Catalan Aesthes would be willing to part with him. There’s a reason why they sold Gio dos Santos as the lesser lights discovered.
Ryo Miyaichi, 19, could be set for first-team opportunities at Arsenal after Ajax manager Frank de Boer admitted defeat in his pursuit for the youngster. (Goal.com)
This is one reason why I don’t put much stock in the Santi Carzola rumours making the rounds. Miyaichi impressed at Bolton and I’m sure he’s one of the kids who will be watched carefully by Wenger, Bould and company in the pre-season friendlies.
Everton are on the brink of re-signing Steven Pienaar, 30, from Tottenham. (Caughtoffside.com)
A move that makes sense for all parties involved.
Manager Michael Laudrup has revealed he won’t stand in the way of Joe Allen, 22, should the player wish to leave Swansea. (talkSPORT)
If FSG come up with the 10m asking price, I’m sure the Swans won’t stand in his way.
Ambitious QPR are making a £6m move for Celtic’s South Korean midfield star Ki Sung-Yeung, 23. (Sunday People)
No idea about the player but I do wonder how much they are going to invest after spending heavily in January.
July 20 – Beetface’s 50 shades of enpurplement
Well today’s top story appears to be Beetface’s bid for a 28-year-old striker with injury problems, which was publicly knocked back by Holloway Road Properties. It’s interesting because RvP certainly doesn’t fit the profile of a United signing with his age limiting his sell-on value. And with the walking cautionary tale that is 31m Dimitar Berbatov, I had initially dismissed it as a hoax until Fergie emerged with a full-throated response on MUTV.
It’s laughable that Beetface would take offense knowing that HRP would be loathe to let RvP go to a rival. And I suspect they knew it, too, which suggests the bid was derisory. It did function as a sop to their supporters and a signal to RvP’s agents to keep them in mind if Arsenal follow through and hold him to his contract, which I suspect is what they hope unfolds because there’s no hope they will meet HRP’s reported asking price of 20m. On the pitch, Jamie Jackson views it as an exercise in finding value as opposed to meeting United’s current needs.
Speaking of value, Forbes has reprinted Zach Slaton’s argument of why Arsenal must spend 120m to have an equal shot of competing for the league with the Massive, Rent Boyz and Beetface.
Gotta roll — have a meeting but I might return this afternoon with some gossip. Otherwise I’ll try to do an update on the weekend.
July 19 – reluctantly saluting an abdicating King
While I enjoy a bit of jocular banter about the lesser lights, I’ve never fully bought into the tribalism that infects some of the discourse between supporters of the norf Lahnan rivals. Which is to say even though I wanted us to kick them like they pissed on the rug, I couldn’t help but admire some of the footballers who donned that donned the toilet paper white shirt with the chicken crest on the breast. When you saw Gazza produce this goal, it hurt but you had to respect the quality of the player. And over the years, Ledley King stood as tall as any of the lesser lights in my estimation over the past 25 years.
The constant injuries will shape his legacy and feature prominnently in the obits by Sarah Winterburn, Dominic Fitfield and Jeremy Wilson. But even with the nagging fitness issues, his class was obvious to the likes of Fabio Capello, who picked him even though he was half-fit.
Yes, he won’t have the England caps or the medals to rank with Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell and John Terry, but anybody with a clue about the game would consider him as their equal — at the very least. A much better distributor than Big Sol, better at reading the game than rioferdy5 and five yards quicker than JT, he possessed the technique, tactical acumen and athelticism to play at any club in the world. Really, the only other centre half with similar tools was Jonathan Woodgate, whose career was similarly blighted by injury. Woodgate did get a chance to test himself in Spain whereas King chose to remain loyal to his boyhood club. That’s rare and admirable as I’m sure there would have been a fair few clubs who would have looked at him before the fitness issues began piling up.
From class to crass, let’s turn to John Terry (who was rumoured to have said something very offensive to Ledley King) and the aftermath of his acquittal. Jonathan Wilson suggests the FA must act (thanks to rabiddeathmoose for this piece).
Wilson also writes about the size of the challenge facing Fabio Capello with reinvigorating Russia’s national team.
Graham Ruthven looks at football’s crown prince Michel Platini and sees some troubling signs as heir to Sepp Blatter’s presidency. Isn’t it interesting that his kid is involved with the PSG “project” that seems to flout the FFP regulations that he’s set out?
Moving to Merseyside, where Matt Stanger sees Luis Suarez’s public dance through the grassy knolls as a distraction for a club badly in need of focus. This wins today’s Stating The Obvious punditry award.
Antonio Labbate weighs whether Agnelli FC should buy RvP or Stevan Jovetic.
July 18 – Terry’s acquittal creates a headache for the FA
I know this is late but I couldn’t let John Terry’s acquittal pass without comment, especially after seeing some of the more dumbassed reactions from Fleet Street, footballers and the wider world.
As Nick Miller points out, the courts have a much higher burden of proof than the FA’s disciplinary panel, who found Luis Suarez guilty of racially abusing Patrice Evra. This puts the FA in a bind because of the similarities between what Terry and Suarez were alleged to have said. While the verdict gives the FA an excuse, using it to avoid punishing Terry will almost certainly leave the red side of Merseyside rightly aggrieved. It will also send an interesting message to black footballers about how complaints of racial abuse are addressed. Very few have commented — this Guardian story only obtained comment from Fitz Hall and Cameron Jerome — while relying on comments from retired players, a former basketball player and anti-racism campaigners. The media didn’t have any problems soliciting comments from retired footballers in sharing their experiences of racial abuse but I wonder if what Sol Campbell and Stan Collymore went through 10 to 15 years ago is the same as what black footballers experience today. Clark Carlisle, the PFA chairman, former Preston defender and one of the brightest people in the sport, has claimed he’s never personally experienced racism in his career and was appalled by what he heard come out of the Terry trial. It’s a point echoed by Daniel Taylor – football’s reputation took a battering over the crude “banter” that become part of the testimony.
For my part, I think the FA need to charge Terry and give him a similar sentence to what was handed down to Suarez. I also think they need to instruct players that the kind of verbal abuse being used on the pitch is going to start to be punished.
To the City of Lights, where Quatar FC has made a big splash. Andy Brassell explains their determination while The Swiss Ramble assess their business plan, which is so ridiculously over the line with FFP regulations, it will be amusing to hear their explanation to M. Platini and company.
On the flip side, Gabriele Marcotti explains why AC Berlusconi were willing to part with their two best players. Signing Marcotti is the best move ESPN has made in some time.
Tim Stannard forecasts the moves by Quatar FC will set dominos tumbling, which will eventually see FC Franco bring in Luka Modric. And if the omelet maker does come balling to the more riotous side of north London, Matt Stanger thinks the lesser lights should sell their talisman.
And because I’ve got the day off, sort of, let’s hit the Fleet Street sewing circle.
Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has made Micah Richards one of his main targets and is planning a £20m bid for the Manchester City defender. (Daily Star)
The only possible rationale for the Massive to sell is to clear the deck of Richards’ salary but selling a young, reasonably cheap player who qualifies as a homegrown doesn’t make sense, even by the comically slapheaded standards employed at the Middleastlands. So I suspect this is Richards’ agent engaging in some monkeyshines.
New Tottenham boss Andre Villas-Boas is hoping to beat Chelsea to the signing of Brazilian striker Hulk from Porto. (Daily Mail) Just like Hulk, midfielder Oscar has arrived in London with the Brazil Olympic squad and will have a medical ahead of his £25m move from Internacional to Chelsea. (Daily Mail)
Every single account I’ve heard suggests Porto must substantially drop their 35m euro or so asking price for Hulk and there’s no reason for them to do so since the player extended his deal with the club to 2016. This bears all the hallmarks of a slow news day story with the hook that Hulk is coming to the Olympic games.
Dimitar Berbatov could join AC Milan or Juventus, according to the Manchester United striker’s agent.(talkSPORT)
This would knock out two of the more likely destinations for RvP while tying the Massive’s hands in getting rid of Dzeko and Tevez to allow them to bid for HRP’s wantaway captain. Beetface is an evil genius.
Manchester United have failed with a £29.8m bid for Sao Paulo midfielder Lucas Moura, 19, according to the Brazilian club. (Daily Mirror)
Hahahaha. Can you see the Glazers signing off on THAT deal? Seriously, the Daily Mail must try harder. I’ve heard Inter has gone in with a bid and obviously somebody at Sao Paolo sees Beetface as a convenient stalking horse to get Moratti to nudge up his bid.
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has told Andy Carroll’s advisors that the striker can leave the club, with Newcastle believed to be preparing a new bid of £16m. (The Sun)
Floating a transfer trial balloon via the Sun is not a smart career move for any manager on Merseyside so this didn’t come from the FSG camp or Rodgers. I’m inclined to think it’s the bar codes trying to unsettle the player.
Arsenal will tell Robin van Persie that he will not be permitted to leave the Emirates this summer, forcing him to see out the last 12 months of his contract. (the Times)
I did read the story. My take on it is the club is determined not to sell him to either greater Salford outfit and RvP has apparently turned down Juventus’ 8m euro salary package.
New Watford manager Gianfranco Zola wants Italian legends Filippo Inzaghi, 38, and Alessandro Del Piero, 37, who are both free agents. (Daily Mirror)
This goes entirely against the grain of what the Pozzo has gone at Udinese and Granada. Slapheaded silliness at its finest from the Mirror.
Barcelona could move for Liverpool defender Daniel Agger after being priced out of a move for Athletic Bilbao midfielder Javi Martinez, 23. (Daily Mail)
They’ve also been linked with Koscielny. My guess is Catalan Aesthes is reaching out to different agents to let Martinez’s agent and Bilbao know they have alternative targets.
France striker Bafetimbi Gomis, 26, will reject a move to Tottenham in order to stay with Lyon. (talkSPORT)
Lyon supporters are distraught over this, I’m sure. Actually, that’s a touch harsh. Gomis is a decent enough striker but this deal doesn’t really make much sense unless the negotiations collapse with Adebayor and the Massive over his wage subsidy.
Fulham have opened talks to sign Chelsea striker Romelu Lukaku, 19, on loan. (Daily Mirror)
I wonder how the kid feels about his dream move to the west-end chavs a year on. It’s also ironic that the Rent Boyz are willing to loan them to their bitter local rivals at Michael Jackson FC.
Manchester City defender Kolo Toure could price himself out of a move to Saudi club Al Hilal with a request for £50,000 a week after tax and a rent-free home, two cars, paid-for flights and the captaincy. (Daily Mirror)
More clearing of payroll by the Middleastlanders. PSG supporters, this is a preview of what you will have to do in two years.
Lokomotiv Moscow are looking to thwart Tottenham’s bid to sign striker Emmanuel Adebayor from Manchester City after making an £8m move for the striker. (Daily Telegraph)
And his move has not even been completed to the lesser lights and the neogiations have already started on where he moves next. I’m sort of torn about wanting to see him finish out his natural cycle of flaming out in north London and pissing off their supporters or having the Ruskies hijack that deal.
Liverpool are on the verge of signing USA striker Clint Dempsey after agreeing a £10m fee with Fulham. (Daily Mail)
The most reliable sources are suggesting there’s interest but nothing imminent on this deal.
Defender Scott Dann could join Ajax on loan following Blackburn’s relegation to the Championship. Reading and Southampton have been put off by the centre-back’s £6m price tag. (Daily Mail)
Included for comic relief as Dann was one of the players shopped by more desperate Arsenal supporters as a solution for our defensive woes. He’s finding his level but we’re stuck listening to their moaning a year later. Ugh.
July 12 – Filthy lucre Thursday and the spread of myopia in football
Who knew that myopia could prove as contagious as pinkeye when it comes to spreading between leading figures in the footballing world? Because Sepp Blatter appears to have contracted the same debilitating occasional blindness that afflicts Professeur “I did not see the incident” when it comes to backhanders being paid to his mentor Joao Havelange and fellow traveller Ricardo Teixeira by ISL. What’s funny is anybody with a shred of principle would have done the honourable thing and either stepped down or undertaking a thorough housecleaning in football’s governing body. Sadly, there’s precious few — if any — of those in the upper reaches of FIFA.
Of course, the whole kickback report shocked the hell of me. Not that high-ranking executives were actually doing it, mind you, but the fact their venality and stupidity allowed them to be caught so easily. Rob Hughes was not surprised.
In other filthy lucre news, David Conn looks at the large questions looming over the new version of Rangers. Who should be a cautionary tale to the likes of PSG, who apparently haven’t worked out how this whole UEFA FFP thing works and are comtemplating an insane raid on AC Berlusconi for Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva for 62m euros. It will be interesting to see how UEFA handles this one as well as the potential knock-on effects. This move can’t please defender Mamadou Sahko, whom Wenger has tracked for a very long time. It could also provide Milan with the means to launch a bid for RvP.
With the summer window open, most supporters are crossing their fingers and hoping their club splashes out for new players. But as Sarah Winterburn points out through the medium of a forgotten XI, transfers are not necessarily panceas for curing what ails a club.
Talking of challenges to conventional wisdom, Daniel Storey wonders how much the lack of UEFA license holders is actually holding back the next generation of English footballers?
More depressing news for Darren Fletcher, who is continuing to battle a disease that could prematurely end his career. It would be a real shame as the Scot has made phenomenal strides. I’ll admit I had thought he was the new Phil Neville but he’s proven me wrong and I hope his doctors are able to find a cure for what is ailing him.
Let’s eavesdrop on the Fleet Street sewing circle, shall we?
Liverpool are ready to make a £25m loss on striker Andy Carroll this summer, with former club Newcastle preparing a £10m bid to bring him back to the North East. (Independent) Sam Allardyce has been given the green light to start talks about taking Carroll, 23, to West Ham on a season-long loan. (the Sun) Fulham boss Martin Jol is to offer Clint Dempsey as he makes a move to take Carroll on loan from under the noses of AC Milan and West Ham. (Daily Mirror)
The market on Carroll gossip is thick and fast. Cannot see him moving back to the bar codes at that price unless 7m Demba Ba is being thrown into the mix (more on him later). The rumours involving Michael Jackson FC are interesting because Dempsey would tick several boxes for FSG on and off the field. With those kinds of deals on offer, it’s hard to see how the east-end pornographers are going to get into the auction.
New Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas wants Porto midfielder Joao Moutinho as a possible replacement for Luka Modric. Modric is expected to leave White Hart Lane this summer and Spurs are ready to bring in Moutinho, who shone at Euro 2012 for Portugal. (talkSPORT)
It makes sense if the price is right for both Moutinho and Modric, who is being publicly shopped.
Alan Pardew has assured Demba Ba, 27, that he is central to his plans and that he will play him in the more central role that the striker craves. (Daily Mirror)
I’ll never forget Pardew dismissing Arsenal making the Champions League final by saying it wasn’t a triumph for English football. The irony of Pardew relying on foreign players for his success on the Geordie Shore never fails to amuse. Hypocrite.
Aleksander Kolarov is heading for showdown talks with Roberto Mancini over his Manchester City future. The 26-year-old Serbian is concerned about his lack of Premier League starts. (Daily Star)
The Massive outbid Franco FC for his services and overpaid badly. He’ll be tough to shift off the books.
Porto striker Hulk has denied he is close to signing a deal to join Chelsea. The 25-year-old, who is part of the Brazil squad for this summer’s Olympics, is happy to remain in Portugal. (talkSPORT)
This rumoured transfer has died right down, largely due to Porto’s asking price.
West Brom and Aston Villa both want Rennes midfielder Tongo Doumbia this summer. (Daily Express)
He’s rated about 3m and if he proves to be as good as Youssouf Mulumbu, whichever club signs him will have a very useful player.
Brighton have opened talks with Arsenal over a loan move for teenage defender Ignasi Miquel, but they face competition from Barcelona’s B team. (talkSPORT)
This is a big year for Miquel, who needs to prove he can step into the first-team squad at the Emirates.
Tottenham forward Rafael van der Vaart could be on his way to join a club in the United Arab Emirates after seeing a move to Hamburg fall through. (Daily Mail)
It’s probably a little early for van der Vaart to enter the “money-bagging” phase of his career but it’s obviously his call.
Everton are turning their attentions elsewhere after Wigan striker Hugo Rodallega, 26, demanded £70,000 a week in wages. (Daily Star)
If true, this would explain a lack of interest on the part of most clubs. I wonder what Junior Hoilett is asking for.
Queens Park Rangers believe they have won the race to sign Celtic’s Ki Sung-Yueng, with reports from Seoul claiming that a fee of £7m has been agreed between the clubs but with personal terms still to be agreed. (The Herald)
Kia’s main manager Sparky Hughes strikes again.
Scotland international Allan McGregor is holding off signing for Besiktas as he retains hopes of winning a move to the English top-flight while leaving Rangers, but his hopes could be dashed because of fears the 6ft goalkeeper is not tall enough. (Daily Express)
It didn’t seem to hurt Michel Vorm last year, did it? Iker Casillas is also six feet tall so I’m sure this is more about McGregor’s agent whipping up interest to secure better terms than an issue of height.
July 11 – free of references to mommy porn and John Terry
After yesterday’s transparent attempt to kick up page views with a gratuitous reference to a hugely popular novel, I’ve been ordered to ”stay on topic”, “keep it clean” and “avoid talking about twats.” Which means, sadly, no more updates from the John Terry racism trial.
Far more unsettling and troubling is former Southampton captain Claus Lundekvam’s admissions that he organized bets with other players. Max Bentley explains why the game’s authorities must thoroughly investigate Lundekvam’s claims.
Nick Miller looks at what changes need to be made by Brendan Rodgers at Anfield in order to recreate the stylish tiki-taka played by his Swansea side.
Michael Moruzzi explains why Giampaulo Pozzo would add unfashionable Watford to his portfolio of clubs. I’ll be following their progress with interest this season.
What the hell — let’s visit the rumour mill.
Tottenham are close to a deal to sign France international goalkeeper Hugo Lloris from Lyon – but they will need to raise their offer by £3m to about £15m. (the Times)
I can understand the interest on the part of both clubs but this one promises to drag on all summer as Daniel Levy and Jean-Michel Aulas are two of the toughest negotiators in football.
Liverpool are prepared to accept a £20m loss on striker Andy Carroll this summer. However, with little optimism at Anfield that he could command even a price of £15m, a loan deal for the 23-year-old remains most likely. (Independent) West Ham hope midfielder Kevin Nolan – a close friend of Andy Carroll’s – can persuade the Liverpool striker to move to Upton Park on loan (Daily Mirror) But England striker Carroll will oppose attempts to send him out on loan next season as he would rather fight for his place at Anfield and prove he has the ability to play in a Brendan Rodgers side. (Daily Telegraph)
Bombardier Allardyce loves a big target man and Carroll represents an upgrade over Carlton Cole. It also gives Carroll a platform to showcase his potential so FSG can shop him. OTOH, I’d question whether the east end pornographers could underwrite Randy Andy’s weekly wage packet — reportedly 70k. I’d probably like to see it happen just to read the police reports from the club’s Christmas party. Between Carroll and firearms enthusiast Ravel Morrison, that gathering definitely would have some potential grab headlines and excite the legal system.
Midfielder Yaya Toure has rejected a shock return to Barcelona and pledged his future to Manchester City. But the Blues could still lose Toure’s fellow midfielder David Silva, with Real Madrid refusing to give up hope of signing the Spanish international. (Daily Star)
Toure is on 220k/week so it’s not shocking that he’s staying at the Middleastlands. And the Massive can afford to spit in the omelet maker’s eye over David Silva, something I’m sure Roberto Mancini would love to do.
Barcelona are considering a move for Newcastle’s 26-year-old French international midfielder Yohan Cabaye. (the Sun)
Catalan Aesthes let Seydou Keita move to China so there is an opening. Still, it would surprise me to see them go for Cabaye. Tubby Ashley would want a hefty premium on the 4.3m he paid to meet the midfielder’s release clause at Lille last summer.
Hamburg are weighing up a move for forward Rafael van der Vaart, 29, as Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas prepares to sanction the sale of the Netherlands international. (London Evening Standard)
I’d imagine Gylfi Sigurdsson was signed with the idea that he’d move on, but the fee and wages could be a touch rich for Hamburg.
Former Wigan striker Hugo Rodallega, 26, is close to signing for Fulham on a free transfer despite interest from Everton. (Daily Mirror)
AC Berlusconi is pretty astute at acquiring top talent at knockdown prices from clubs desperate to offload expensive malcontents (Ibrahimovic, Robinho). Which in theory should make them bidders for RvP except HRP plays hardball on fees while Stockport Massive have consistently demonstrated they possess more money than brains (see Cook, Garry, public statements of).
Newcastle target Vurnon Anita has been told he can leave Ajax this summer – if the Magpies pay the Dutch champions £8m. (Newcastle Chronicle) However, Newcastle are only willing to pay Ajax £6m for Anita, who is desperate for the clubs to come to an agreement. (Daily Star)
Obviously Graham Carr has seen him play a lot more than me and his record as a talentspotter is pretty damn good. I’m wondering if Dutch and French clubs are catching on to the bar codes game and sticking to higher prices given all the laudatory press about their previous “bargains”.
Wolves pair Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis can leave the relegated club – but only for “once-in-a-lifetime offers”. (Express & Star)
Crueler men than me would suggest 50 training cones and a full set of pinnies. I’d describe a once-in-lifetime offer as the supermodel from the Fiat commericials offering to re-create 50 Shades of (EDITOR: ENOUGH!!!) rather than some dumbassed club overpaying for two marginal Premier League players.
Hull boss Steve Bruce could raid old club Sunderland for midfielders Ahmed Elmohamady and David Meyler. (Sunderland Echo)
I’m shocked another club would give Bruce a chance after the shambles on Wearside. And it appears he’s making the same mistakes, too.
Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo is ready to let defender Nathaniel Chalobah, 17, go out on loan to the Championship after impressing for England at the European under-19 finals. (Daily Mirror)
Chalobah’s assured performances are generating the same kind of breathless hype accorded to Josh McEachern.
July 10 – 50 Shades of John Terry and a rumoured run on Brazilians
While riding the bus down with the team for a weekend of games in Edmonton earlier this summer, four of the moms were whispering excited and giggling a few rows behind me. Being curious, bored and brave (a truly terrible combination, as it turns out), I wandered back to where they were sitting and asked what was causing the excitement. Cue blushes. It turns out one of them had brought along 50 Shades of Grey and they were discussing it with the intense and animated vigour reserved by football supporters about whom their club should buy in the summer window. Having been apprised of both its “mommy porn” content and its huge popularity as a sort of a Harry Potter for suburban housefraus, I was immediately — and rightly — mocked and ridiculed for being hopelessly out of touch and largely clueless about what’s au courant in literature by them as well as a few of the dads on the trip, who killed themselves laughing as I went to search for a plot summary on Wikipedia. What. A. Dumbass.
Given the x-rated nature of the book, I couldn’t help but wonder what these mothers would make of Rent Boyz captain John Terry if Christian Grey makes them swoon. According the plot summary, Grey is a rich, bored industrialist who enjoys tying up and spanking women. So a bit of a twisted git but compared to JT? Well, I could recite the whole history but Daniel Taylor’s summary of the first day of the trial (WARNING — repeated use of a very bad word that starts with the letter ‘c’ and generally causes women on this side of the pond to turn 50 shades of purple) is a compelling case that, yes, JT is an even bigger twat.
Moving from legal to moral arguments, Matt Stanger wonders why loyalty is viewed as a one-way street. Bobby McMahon, meanwhile, assesses the possible destinations for Robin van Persie.
I’ve actually come around to the idea that we should sell him this summer as a way of controlling where he goes. Which is to say to no clubs in England. I recognize that might limit his transfer fee but do we really need extra cash that Wenger isn’t going to spend, especially when he already has 50m at his disposal?
If he did choose to enter the market, he’d probably want to avoid Brazil as there seems to be a long queue of English clubs in the queue shopping for midfielders. The west-end chavs have apparently beaten out Spurs for Internacional’s Oscar whilst Beetface has returned to the land of samba with 30m in readies for Sao Paolo wunderkid Lucas Moura, who is quite highly rated by people whose acumen deserves respect. Although Chris Atkins points to Ganso as a cautionary tale for investing too much too soon in Brazilian starlets, I can’t help but think this kid fits the new profile for a Fergie signing, young enough to mould, technically outstanding and phenomenally talented. Oh and South American rather than British. Fergie doesn’t shop in the same places he did in the early 1990s. Learning to adapt is why he’s still around.
About the only other interesting tattle is Brendan Rodgers will apparently make Andy Carroll available on loan, which leads me to wonder whether Arsene might be willing to take a punt on him. He’s better than Chamakh and, assuming Carroll has taken Fabio Capello’s advice about his lifestyle to heart, he’d make an interesting reclamation project at the right price, particularly if RvP is sold. Wenger has spoken glowingly about Carroll’s potential in the past. Would he be worth a punt, fellow gooners? Your thoughts are always welcome.
July 9 – when banter goes bad and other cautionary tales
Ah, the lazy, hazy days of summer, when the news cycle slows and the sporting press turns its attention to tennis, cricket, baseball, golf and other sports that I don’t give a shit about. And no, that’s not an invitation to debate their merits as athletic endeavours. I simply don’t care about them. I always love how some people in my office moan that soccer is boring and then proceed to give an enthusiastic shot-by-shot retelling of the final round of the Masters or some other stupid golf tournament. As an activity, golf can be a lot of fun but I’d rather staple my palm to my forehead than spend a sunny Sunday afternoon watching Tiger battle Phil or whomever.
Anyway, thank God for the start of the John Terry racism trial. Even though the testimony on the opening day appears to be pretty standard “water is wet” sort of revelations, I’m sure most football fans — well, right-thinking ones — are quite excited to see him squirm before getting smote by the full force of the English courts. And I’m pretty sure Luis Suarez and FSG legalists will be interested to see what the FA decide to do after the court renders its verdict. As will rioferdy5, Wayne Bridge and Woy. Is tarring and feathering still allowed under common law? Just curious.
Beyond JT, there’s a ton of ACTUAL news as opposed to the agent-inspired monkeyshines that usually feed the summer news cycle. Park Ji-Sung departs greater Salford for QPR, ending what may be one of the more musical creative tributes composed by Newton Heath supporters. At the Middleastlands, Abu Dhabi FC rewards Roberto Mancini with a massive new contract after stellar work by his agent to whip up some interest from the Russian Federation to serve as a stalking horse. They also managed to loan Wayne Bridge to Brighton but will continue to pay 68k of his 80k salary. Just another reminder of the brilliance of Sparky Hughes with a big budget in the transfer market. Genius and that’s not even mentioning Roque Santa Cruz, Emmanuel Adebayor, Jo, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Sticking in greater Salford, the Swiss Ramble looks at the Glazers’ share offering in New York along with how football’s most beloved owners are trying to pitch investors during a depressed market. It’s the usual insightful excellence from Mr. O’Connor and well worth a read (WARNING: May induce United supporters to look for knockoff Norwich City kits).
As far as all other transfer business goes, here’s an updated look by the good folks at Football365 of the summer’s transfer activity and rumours involving all Premier League teams.
There’s nothing similiar for other leagues that I could find, but Inter has continued the purge by dumping Julio Cesar for Udinese’s Samir Handanovic. Massimo Moratti is clearly taking UEFA FFP very seriously and it will be interesting to see if his budget-tightening forces the Massive and Rent Boyz — who started off with much heavier losses — to take a tougher approach on their books.
You could argue the Rent Boyz already did some of this work by allowing Didier Drogba and Salomon Kalou — who signed a four-year deal with Lille on the weekend — to walk on frees but they just dropped 38m on Eden Hazard and agreed to pay him more than 110k/week. And when your starting position is a 67m pound loss, it must cause Moratti to wonder why Rent Boyz would pay 6.5m for Maicon and expect to stay in the good graces of the regulators.
I’m certain Rent Boyz market behaviour grates Arsene Wenger, whose prudence is apparently hurting the club according to chinless pseudo-economist Paul Wilson. It’s embarrassing the Observer — supposedly one of the more thoughtful journals of record — would publish such witless drivel, especially when a red top as downmarket as the Daily Mail provides the platform for Des Kelly to make an entirely sensible case of why the club must trust Wenger. Bobby McMahon, meanwhile, explains why RvP’s situation is a touch different than Our Wayne’s contract brinksmanship with Beetface a couple years back.
Bah, enough news. Let’s indulge in a little transfer tattle with the BBC’s rumour mill.
Bayer Leverkusen have turned down an offer from Chelsea for 21-year-old striker Andre Schurrle. (The Guardian)
OK, this is getting serious. The Rent Boyz appear to have a coherent strategy that involves scouting and buying good young players rather than hiring a superagent to pimp broker deals at inflated prices. It’s a disturbing trend. In my limited viewing of him, Schurrle looks like a very good player, with polished technique and great instincts.
Alan Pardew insists he is doing everything he can to keep striker Demba Ba, 27, at Newcastle. (talkSPORT)
By playing him out of position for the second half of the season? Look Ba arrived on a free and has a dodgy knee. If somebody even comes close to Ba’s reported 7m buyout clause, do you really think Tubby Ashley is going hang on to him? He’s already bought his replacement in Cisse. He’s looking less and less like a dumbass, particularly since he got rid of his Alan Smith hero shirt.
Spurs are considering making a £5m bid for 22-year-old Chelsea striker Daniel Sturridge. (Footy Latest)
Presumably because he was certainly a favourite of the tactics elf during his time with the west-end chavs.
Swansea City boss Michael Laudrup is trying to sign Bristol City’s 24-year-old Ghanaian winger Albert Adomah, but it could cost around £3m to do so. (The Mirror)
Adomah was linked with Arsenal a few windows ago but I’ve never seen him play.
Liverpool are understood to have had a bid rejected for 25-year-old Real Madrid midfielder Esteban Granero. (Daily Mail)
I had heard they went in for Gaston Ramirez. In a related note, I’m told FSG’s youth player Suso looked outstanding for Spain’s u-19s.
AC Milan are said to be considering a loan move rather than a permanent transfer for Liverpool striker Andy Carroll, 23. (The Sun)
I see they are slowly starting to back away from this rumour very slowly and reluctantly rather than kicking out the door like it pissed on the rug. Which is how it SHOULD be treated.
Fiorentina have made a fresh bid for 28-year-old striker Marouane Chamakh, who looks set to leave Arsenal after two unsuccessful seasons. (Daily Mail)
Pretty much confirmed by Le Boss and there’s no small relief among the shareholders at Holloway Road Properties at finding a sucker buyer for the non-scoring Moroccan striker. With the Carlos Vela transfer to Real Sociedad nearly finished (bar haggling over the percentage of his sell-on fee – HRP want an eye-watering 60 per cent from any future sale) and Nicklas Bendtner in advanced negotiations with Malaga, it pretty much leaves Squillaci and Arshavin to shift (although I’m quite certain Wenger will entertain any enquiries about Park Chu Young’s availability).
Wigan boss Roberto Martinez wants Chicago Fire’s Guatemalan winger Marco Pappa, 24, to replace Chelsea target Victor Moses. (The Mirror)
Any MLS watchers who can give the blog a rundown on Pappa?
But Arsenal are said to be poised to make a move for Moses, 21, after uncertainty over the winger’s future.
Did we ban Metro or not? May be but let’s just highlight this here for a second. Why the hell would Arsenal spend 10m on winger with a year to go on his deal when Junior Hoilett is available on a free? Now I happen to think Hoilett is a better player but even Moses’ biggest one-eyed supporter David Whelan — who has more than a passing interest in pushing up the player’s price point — would concede Hoilett is in the same bracket as Moses. So while the Rent Boyz would be more than capable of that sort of slapheaded dumbassery, Wenger wouldn’t. Which is why this story sets off all kinds of bullshit detectors for me.
Norwich are offering striker James Vaughan, 23, to Birmingham to help land central defender Curtis Davies, 27. (The Mirror)
MON’s biggest mistake could be back in the Premier League. And to think some pundits pointed to Davies as an example of Wenger’s ”stubborness” in refusing to sign a promising young ”British” defender.
Southampton want to sign Crystal Palace’s highly-rated, 19-year-old winger Wilfried Zaha. (The Sun)
Zaha has been linked to pretty much every Premier League club and a few Continental ones, likely by his indefatigable agent, but this one makes sense.
Gorn:
If I can find a way to get massive UNITED > ENGLAND banner in past security then I will most definitely be there c;) In all seriousness I would love to be there to heckle YSBs but fortunately for you lot, I’ve got a prior commitment.
Oh, and Pogba should consider himself done professionally. With the way Juve have approached the transfer market I don’t see where he fits in for the next 6 years at least.
re RVP:
Bear with me, I just got back from the DR and there was almost no service in our resort. Apart from that it was a lovely place. I’ll keep it short…
Players should stick to what they know best which is kicking a football for 90 minutes. They’re not upper management material and therefore should cut the shite with the “club’s ambitions don’t match mine.” They don’t have a clue. There are only two players in the world of football who should even be allowed to entertain the thought of approaching management with that rhetoric and RVP is most certainly not one of them. Arsenal will be more than fine providing Wilshere comes back healthy.
Another gem from IBWM… http://inbedwithmaradona.com/journal/2012/7/10/the-end-of-michael-owen.html
MLS does seem the right fit for him at this stage in his career.
Came home to a flooded condo, so looks like 8 weeks of displacement ahead for me. Needless to say, I may be back on hiatus from this here board.
AG:
Ok, deep breath, grab a coffee, get comfy. (c:
FTR, you’ll note that I wasn’t saying that those were my arguments, but that they are out there, and some points have no less merit than some of the ones you pose….
“I recognize [selling RvP only to a non-British club] might limit his transfer fee but do we really need extra cash that Wenger isn’t going to spend, especially when he already has 50m at his disposal?”
This. This is what I was trying to say. He’s not buying elite, ready-made talent, even when his club is pretty gauddamn close. I guess I’d pose the opposite: do you think it more or less likely that RvP and Na$ri are g00n3rZ if he’d bought a close-to-like replacement for Franny? Or even better, hung onto Franny by bringing in another world class player? Cesc was gonnye play for Barca eventually, but I bet Arsene coulda made it a lot harder for him to leave, and kept him @ AFC longer. Obviously YMMV.
“It’s funny how all these players who slate the club’s ambition always seem to manage to significantly improve their pay packets after leaving Holloway Road.”
This would be a valid point if Les Gauls paid top dollar. But they haven’t (except mebbe Henry?), don’t, and never will with The Voyeur in charge. So, unless yer saying that players should only leave Arsenal for lousier/less ambitious/lower profile clubs, this doesn’t even make sense. Sorry. (c:
“Funny thing, though, they don’t always maintain the same standards they set at Arsenal. I call it the Hleb effect and it will be interesting to see whether it afflicts RvP as much as it has with Flamini, Adebayor, Kolo and Nasri.”
No one ever said Arsene is dumb. He has been able to hold onto most of his best players until 27-28 when the tread starts to wear on his players, and rarely keeps a player after 30. This is well known. But that really isn’t the point: can you say with certainty that NONE of those players Wenger shuffled off/let go due to wages would have kept L’Arse stronger by STAYING? Cuz that’s a different kettle of fish, my friend.
“Wenger hasn’t spent to address needs except for AA? Really? Not the 10m for the Verminator? Or the 10m for Mertesacker? Or the 8m on Koscielny? Or the 8m for Arteta? Or 7m for Sagna, Wenger has never been afraid to spend”
Well, if you redefine “spend” on me, then Fulham throws the dosh around too. Quoting a bunch of mid-range buys in the 8-12m bracket isn’t spending, and it’s certainly not buying world class. That’s the kind of shopping Rafa did on sells-only finances, aside from Masch (Fern was heavliy subsidized by Bellamy, among others).
That’s what my point was. C’mon, Will, let’s not start this “misusing my points to make me look like I’m saying something I’m not” stuff, again, please. I’m STILL not wearing sky blue, nor am I taking sides with SoccerTrickVieira. dc: I don’t think the sky is falling; AFC isn’t in any danger of dropping from the top 6 (or 5, depending on the Spuds disrepair). But do I think they can win the PL, CL, or even an FA Cup (by virtue of Wenger’s historic Cup squads)? Nope, and that’s not just about not spending petro-dollars; if he had spent a little more before, he’d have to spend about what he’s spending now IMO.
“he’s also adopted the Barcelona/Bayern model of buying/developing young players”
He started this some time ago, he’s done it as well or better than anyone, and ppl are now running around calling it Moneyball. (c: It’s just that the inefficiencies in the market have drastically shriveled in the last coupla years. No knock on AW at all, but IMO he should have adjusted sooner by buying Podolski’s (upper mid-range/low high-range guys who are undervalued or want to play for AW), and the odd 18-27m stud to supplement. This woulda protected him from defections, as well as give AFC’s top players more hope/reason to stay.
“Whether it’s the wage structure or the club’s commitment to youth development is open to question. I don’t think Wenger or the current board is going to change it because they are committed to being run as a sensible business.”
Right, but is there no middle ground? Is there no scenario where buying a STUD makes sense? I think there is, The Voyeur clearly thinks there’s not. And that’s the rub, that’s my frustration and where the doubt comes from.
“He brought in Vieira (who was purchased as a condition of him joining the club), Henry, Pires, Campbell, Lauren, Lehmann, Toure, Wiltord, Ljungberg and on and on and on.”
So why did he stop? What were those purchases worth in today’s dollars, Will? More than an £8m Arteta? £10m Verm? I bet lots were more than £12m Poddy.
“A lot of Wenger’s critics either weren’t around or have conveniently forgotten how much he reshaped the club on his arrival.”
No, this is beside the point. His effect upon taking over the club is unquestioned, but so is the talent there when he assumed managership. It’s not an either-or. Arsene wouldn’t've taken the job if the club was bereft of talent.
But he never had to start over from scratch (more or less) until… when… 2006-ish? This is the time frame everyone is trying to talk about, 2006-2012. In THAT light, 1998 can look differently. It’s not an indictment to say that a manager is a ‘build a club from ground up’ or a ‘take a club above and beyond’ type. No one criticizes TSO for not being able to create a squad (at least, without £300m in purchases).
“Just listing off those names underscores the point that Arsenal’s squad has not been deep enough to cope with serious injuries in recent years, whether it was RvP’s knee/ankle/heel/rape charge, Cesc’s hamstrings, the Verminator’s Achilles problems, Ramsey’s broken leg or Wilshere’s ankle (all of which contributed to Arsenal’s lack of silverware).”
It’s not merely ‘injuries’, it’s some horrific ones to their most important players. The reason I know The Voyeur is still a geni0us is because there’s few men who could’ve attained the results AFC has given what’s happened the last 3 years or whatever. But, as you say, it also highlights a lack of top-end talent in the squad, which was the sole point of my first post. I think. \c:
“Players will come and go. The club will be fine.”
Of course, if by fine you mean solvent and competitive on 3 fronts. ATM, it looks like a lot of luck (or a philosophical change) will be required to win anything. That’s not terrible, but Arsene is should be doing better than that.
But credit where credit is due: he’s made a few moves this summer for players with very good CVs at a position they sorely needed. I’d like to see another monster at the back so/and Verm can stop moving around every game and dominate the middle like they need. And it would be nice to see if Gibbs is actually the real deal.
“Players will come and go. The club will be fine.”
Of course, if by fine you mean solvent and competitive on 3 fronts. ATM, it looks like a lot of luck (or a philosophical change) will be required to win anything. That’s not terrible, but Arsene is should be doing better than that.
Exactly.
Unfortunately for AG, he has described “The club will be fine” at times as a top 4 finish AND and times as able to win a major trophy. Sorry, can’t have it both ways and time to pick one or the other mate.
And that is where “astute” Arsenal fans are skeptical and want Wenger and the board to look them in the eye and tell them if they plan on Arsenal being a top 4 club or a club “capable” of winning the EPL or CL because currently the only person who believes the latter is AG and Wenger’s mommy..
The fans are saying to Wenger/Board “Don’t piss on my leg and tell me that it’s raining!”
@gorn
Holy smokes, that’s a very long response and you’ve made some very fair points. To clarify, I wasn’t trying to attack you or put words in your mouth. I was trying to address why I disagreed with you about RvP’s stated motives — as crafted by Kees Vos and whatever mercenary pen they hired from Hill & Knowlton — for leaving Holloway Road Properties. Definitely not trying to put words in your mouth.
In fact, I read an excellent article by Zach Slaton, a gooner and a math whiz, who makes exactly the same point that you did. It can be found here.
http://www.7amkickoff.com/2012/how-much-money-would-it-take-to-bring-arsenal-level-with-the-big-spenders/
The excecutive summary it would take 120m under Slaton’s model to give L’Arse an equal shot at the league with the three big spending clubs. And this is because they have Wenger. Without him (because the club historically punches about 17 points above its financial weight with Le Prof at the helm), they would need to invest an additional 215m into the squad.
There’s a couple of key points one point not addressed by Zach, yourself, Kees Vos and RvP about Arsenal’s transfer spending and ambition. Specifically, it’s the 390m spent on building a stadium that tied Wenger’s hands for several years in the transfer market. With the debt going down rapidly and the revenues increasing, those restrictions are being eased. So it’s a little unfair to accuse Wenger of repeating the same mistake over and over again because the club’s financial circumstances have changed in the past decade.
The second point is people continue to equate tranfer fees with value on the pitch. I’ve pointed out the folly of this in the past. At the start of last season, I told people that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would be more valuable by the start of the season (or sooner) than Stewart Downing or Ashley Young. Maybe I’m viewing it through gooner-tinged googles, but I think you’d be hard pressed to find many LFC or MUFC supporters who wouldn’t snap off Wenger’s wrist if he offered to swap AOC for either one.
That’s not to say he hasn’t had some stinkers in the market but you only have to look at your own club to see players whose values have far exceeded what Rafa paid for them (Skrtel, Lucas Leiva, Daniel Agger, Pepe Reina).
I would love to see Wenger pull the trigger on a big deal to bring in Eden Hazard or Mario Goetzke but I admire his willingness to pay less than half on a homegrown talent and develop him. Will AOC be as good as Hazard? I’ll guess we’ll find out. Hazard claimed Gervinho is the best player he’s ever played with and it is taking some time for the Ivorian to settle into the Premier League. I also think it’s harsh to judge Arteta as an 8m player because his value for the club last year in terms of his performances was a good deal higher IMHO.
I also don’t see today’s model as all that much different than what Wenger did with the Invincibles. He had some mid-level buys (Lauren cost 7.2m, Ljungberg 3m, Pires 6m) with bargains (Kolo Toure 165k, Vieira 3.5m and Big Sol was bought on a free though his weekly wage packet was about 100k) and homegrowns (Ashley Cole). The only really eye-popping fees I recall were TH14 (11m) and Wiltord (13m) but they weren’t remotely close to rivalling the biggest fees of that time. In the same summer that Arsenal broke its club record to bring in Wiltord from Bordeaux, Figo moved to Franco FC for 37m while Lazio paid 35.5 for Hernan Crespo. So speaking to your point, lots were not worth more than Poldi or Giroud, even in today’s dollars. I sure as hell hope both produce more than Wiltord or Franny Jeffers, our 8m “fox in the box.”
One final observation. Arsenal has had several opportunities to win silverware, notably in 2007/08, when we finished four points behind the Rent Boyz in the league And RvP made a grand total of 13 starts and two substitute appearances in that campaign so it’s interesting he’s chosen to cite the club’s lack of silverware when his issues with injuries have contributed greatly to the current barren run.
I’d like to address a couple points directly.
“No one ever said Arsene is dumb. He has been able to hold onto most of his best players until 27-28 when the tread starts to wear on his players, and rarely keeps a player after 30. This is well known. But that really isn’t the point: can you say with certainty that NONE of those players Wenger shuffled off/let go due to wages would have kept L’Arse stronger by STAYING? Cuz that’s a different kettle of fish, my friend.”
This is a fair point and one I hadn’t considered.
“Right, but is there no middle ground? Is there no scenario where buying a STUD makes sense? I think there is, The Voyeur clearly thinks there’s not. And that’s the rub, that’s my frustration and where the doubt comes from.”
I wonder if he’s ever been outbid for a stud because we know he’s shot bids for the likes of Reina, Phil Jones, Chris Smalling as well as making enquiries about Hazard, Goetzke etc. If he consistently comes up short, I guess the parismony charges would stick. But he did outbid other clubs for the Ox and Aaron Ramsey. That gives me some hope. So, too, did the reports about a bid for Yann M’Vila, who is a player that has interested plenty of top clubs. Would a 17m pound fee for a DM would qualify as a stud signing in your books?
“What were those purchases worth in today’s dollars, Will? More than an £8m Arteta? £10m Verm? I bet lots were more than £12m Poddy.”
I gave you the figures for them but didn’t adjust for inflation. I’d suggest most were similar or lower with the exceptions being Henry, Wiltord and (long sigh) Franny Jeffers. The outlier is Big Sol, obviously as 100k week would probably be worth around 170k in today’s pounds. I’d like to think he’d look at that if a player of similar quality was available on a free but I doubt any club who saw their player wind down his club would be as stupid as Spudz and let him test the market. lol
“It’s not merely ‘injuries’, it’s some horrific ones to their most important players. The reason I know The Voyeur is still a geni0us is because there’s few men who could’ve attained the results AFC has given what’s happened the last 3 years or whatever. But, as you say, it also highlights a lack of top-end talent in the squad, which was the sole point of my first post. I think. \c:”
I don’t know if it’s top-end talent or the fact that the squad wasn’t deep enough to handle it without supplementing it with kids. When you look at the teamsheet of the 8-2 debacle at OT, it was like fielding a bloody reserves team against the defending champions. What gives me a little more hope for this season is if you look at our preferred 4-3-3 formation, we’ve got reasonable depth. What we need is for players who’ve been constantly hobbled to finally play a full season, as RvP did. Here’s an XI with stand-ins Szczesny (Fabianski), Sagna (Jenkinson) Verminator (Mertesacker), Koscielny (Djourou), Gibbs (Santos), Song (Coquelin), Arteta (Wilshere), Ramsey (Rosicky), Poldi (Gervinho), Giroud (????), Walcott (the Ox). Now we’ll obviously get injuries, players will lose form and the ACN will likely take out Song and Gervinho for a month, but the squad depth shouldn’t be an issue unless we have some freakishly horrible luck as we did last year when all four recognized fullbacks were out injured for an extended period.
“Of course, if by fine you mean solvent and competitive on 3 fronts. ATM, it looks like a lot of luck (or a philosophical change) will be required to win anything. That’s not terrible, but Arsene is should be doing better than that.”
Just looking at that squad, I’d like to see us add a couple of players but I think that will depend on how quickly Wenger can clear the decks of Vela, Bendtner, AA etc. But after all the wailing and gnashing of teeth with a horrific start to last year, we finished third in the league. And based on the other contenders for that spot, I don’t see us finishing lower than that in the league. The Rent Boyz are going through a major overhaul and it will be interesting to see how RdM manages that. Spurs are going to have to buy to sell, Newcastle are concentrating on trying to keep what they have and LFC is going through a major transition on and off the pitch with a new manager embarking on a massive overhaul with limited funds at his disposal and the ownership group trying to redevelop Anfield. If anything, I’d wager Arsenal is more likely to close the gap with the greater Salford outfits this year than be overhauled by any of those clubs, with or without RvP. The one cavaet is the Rent Boyz are not done spending just yet but I still like our chances.
@SL
“Unfortunately for AG, he has described “The club will be fine” at times as a top 4 finish AND and times as able to win a major trophy. Sorry, can’t have it both ways and time to pick one or the other mate.”
So while we were building a stadium, you wanted Wenger to spend money that he didn’t have to bring in players that would have curtailed the development of among others, Cesc, RvP and Nasri. That’s one hell of a business model. You should put in to run Rangers.
“And that is where “astute” Arsenal fans are skeptical and want Wenger and the board to look them in the eye and tell them if they plan on Arsenal being a top 4 club or a club “capable” of winning the EPL or CL because currently the only person who believes the latter is AG and Wenger’s mommy.”
Um, that would be people not person. And it’s interesting that you and the “astute” Arsenal supporters — the ones who don’t acknowledge the financial impact of building a new stadium as well as dismiss Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud as second raters (oh and moaned about Arsene signing another kid in the Ox last summer) — all predicted we’d crash out of the CL places when Cesc and Samir left last summer. At least you are consistent. Nice to see you’ve punted this season before the summer transfer window has closed, too.
“The fans are saying to Wenger/Board “Don’t piss on my leg and tell me that it’s raining!””
Ah, how cruelly those fans are mistreated, like DIckensian orphans or John Terry’s mistresses. And all because Wenger wouldn’t overpay for mediocre transfer targets mooted by a group of whiny, self-entitled cluetards. No wonder we’re mocked and pitied by supporters of every other football club in Christendom.
SL-Why did you change your name on Bobby’s blog?
Dist – Bobby’s pet IT guy wouldn’t let me post because I was calling out all of AG’s “In Wenger We Trust” comments and hurting his feelings.
*But for some reason, AG’s and John Bladen’s derogatory responses towards myself and a few others are ok…. oh well!
Ah, I see. I don’t think his feelings are hurt, he’s just frustrated saying the same things over and over. While I don’t agree with your take on Arsenal because Arsenal have had sustained success for quite some time(trophies aren’t always the barometer) I do see that you’re upset because you feel all your best players are leaving because they are name players. I was upset when Liverpool sold Owen, he was my favorite player at the time, but with Rafa I learned a lot about the game in terms of how different tactics and how different countries can bring different things to the game.
In any case, I think Arsene has been a God-send to Arsenal because when he does eventually leave, he will have left a solid foundation for the next person to build on and create an empire if Arsene doesn’t do it first.
If you guys want something to laugh at, this is the funniest look-a-like I’ve seen on F365 in a while:
http://www.football365.com/lookalikes/7801154
Travelling today for the playoff round of our league.
@SL
lol — The only thing Bobby and I have ever discussed is whether I’d contribute to his site when it goes through a redesign. Your name has never come up in any of our conversations. Perhaps you pissed off the great man himself – you’d have to ask him but I get the sense that you and Roberto rank high on his shit list for reasons obvious to the rest of us.
You’ll note that I’ve never bothered trying to censor or shut you down here. And you’ve never “hurt my feelings.” You’ve amused me immensely but Arsenal’s performance on the pitch has frustrated me a good deal more than anything you’ve ever posted.
@disturbance
Thanks for the hilarious link and, yeah, you pretty much got my feelings about the Chicken Littles spot on.
Borini is done and is apparently Kuyt’s replacement. Judging by the pissing and moaning from Roma supporters on Football Italia, it looks like your lot have got yourselves one hell of a good player.
Sorry to everybody as I wanted to write an amusing commentary about how the law courts have completely screwed over the FA. If they don’t suspend Terry for at least eight games, you can bet there will be plenty of screaming from FSG and rightly so. The verdict in the courts has to meet a much greater burden of proof. Terry admitted to the same thing that Suarez did.
this guy is always a good read.
http://arseblog.com/2012/07/sheik-rattle-and-roll/
@gooner rob
Arseblog is essential reading for me — love the whole Dallas metaphor he uses to frame the issue of petro dollars in football.
absofuuckinlutely AG. i always read the Arseblog. I just thoght he nailed this one.
For those Arsenal followers who still day in and day out argue that AFC aren’t being run up to your all knowing
criterea, well you don’t have a didgeridoo.
Well, 67 hours, 6 hours of sleep, and 3 meals later, I’m starting to breathe again. Thanks for asking…. |c:
I reject that 365 article as pointless. I mean, as if players don’t drop off the face of the earth every day in every sport. Danny Wilson cost £2m, but he was 18 at the time. FFS, is 365 becoming what they hate, now? A rag that cannye wait to throw dirt on young players for a few shekels? Boo-urns.
AG:
First, as a goodwill gesture, here’s a once-in-a lifetime link. (c;
“The excecutive summary it would take 120m under Slaton’s model to give L’Arse an equal shot at the league with the three big spending clubs. “
Oh, I don’t think it’s that bad. I give Wenger more credit than that. I think he could get AFC in there with, oh, £70m or so. 3 starting studs would revolutionize the squad, for example. He could do that and have another good squad player or 2 for £70m, IMO. Not that AFC needs that much. Well, mebbe with Sagna hosed..?
But one point I want to get out in front here is that I’m throwing the £18-27m figure around because The Voyeur and his network are good enough to be getting 35m players when they’re only going to command 24m. It’s about a willingness to get players @ 23-27 who can impact the entire squad more than just a transfer figure. He has to realize that there will be players you don’t make a profit on if you want to win everything at the highest level. MCFC and Chav$ have taken this to an absurd level, so it obviously makes it harder, but then they’re not as smart as Le Prof, are they? (c:
“”the 390m spent on building a stadium that tied Wenger’s hands for several years in the transfer market… So it’s a little unfair to accuse Wenger of repeating the same mistake over and over again because the club’s financial circumstances have changed in the past decade.”
This seems like a moving goalpost to me, so I didn’t address it. Plus, AW has shipped enough money in the market, plus CL, plus good scouting, to have had surplus enough to buy the talent I’m talking about, just like Rafa managed.
Anyway, firstly, Gazidis (or whomever) has never admitted publicly (to my knowledge) that The Voyeur was without money to spend, and in fact has gone to great lengths for, what, 4 seasons now, to say that there’s plenty of money for AW to buy players (or mebbe that “Arsene has the resources to get whichever player he wishes” sounds better). My suggestion was to spend that yearly surplus on one great player a year. IIRC, Wenger chose to spend very little, and mostly on yer Oxs or yer Chamakh’s, until this summer (unless Verm is considered a big buy; I think of him more as a shrewd Voyeur classic, myself, like Pires; when they’re first bought, ppl go “Who? How much?” and 12 months later it’s facepalming and excuses for supporters why they didn’t get them).
This is the cycle that has developed; he buys super smart with kids, but because he doesn’t supplement with the proper quality in-their-prime players, the youngins grow up and wanna leave. (Again, this isn’t specifically about keeping RvP but addressing the cycle that has happened over the past 5 years or whatever). So just when the club is about to hit Wenger’s projection, one or more of his cogs bails. That’s the mistake that’s being repeated, IMvhO. It’s a product of money, but it’s an error in philosophy/club building.
“The second point is people continue to equate tranfer fees with value on the pitch.”
Hopefully I addressed this today, as it seems I did not adequately cover this reasonable criticism originally.
“[Wenger] did outbid other clubs for the Ox and Aaron Ramsey.”
Yes, this is where he’s virtually without peer, and I hope I covered this.
“Would a 17m pound fee for a DM would qualify as a stud signing in your books?”
I was thinking more along the lines of creative playmaker (think Silva would look good in puke yellow with this squad?) or classy stalwart type (Verm/Agger/Rio/Kompany), as they tend to cost the most money no matter how smart you are. DM is a spot where I think a good manager can create one, a la Lucas or Song. But I suppose if M’Vila would come in and be the 2nd coming of Mascherano (and gaud forbid if he can pass…), that would mean Song could go farther up the park and create a double-return, or they could play alongside each other and let AFC crush out a 3-4-3-1 with 2 “DM”s that can run, tackle, pass and get into the box? Then, yeah, that’d be worth at least £17m. (c:
“”I don’t know if it’s top-end talent or the fact that the squad wasn’t deep enough to handle it without supplementing it with kids.”
Po-tay-to, po-tat-to. The undeniable point is that another stud or 2 would cause players to be put into spots where they’d be overqualified, rather than asked to take roles/responsibilities they are not capable of (short term or long) in high pressure situations like Old Toilet or CL matches. It’s about eliminating mediocrity in the squad, and given AFCs players, it seems mostly not an issue of talent per-se but of maturity/comfort/role.
“the squad depth shouldn’t be an issue unless we have some freakishly horrible luck as we did last year when all four recognized fullbacks were out injured for an extended period. “
And this is another… blind spot you and The Voyeur seem to have perennially, IMvhO. Your default position should be that you WILL get bad luck, and be prepared for it; it’s been the M.O. @ the Emirates for years now. And what’s the downside of having too much talent, BTW? If they’re getting paid and AFC is winning, how grumpy do you think they’ll get? It’s a lot easier to move a player who’s surplus to requirements while the club is winning (especially when you are sensible about your spend as Wenger is) than to sign someone when you are depleted and desperate to save a season.
“If anything, I’d wager Arsenal is more likely to close the gap with the greater Salford outfits this year than be overhauled by any of those clubs, with or without RvP.”
Ok, we can quibble about where in the top 5 they’ll finish, but my point was that there’s no danger of them dropping.
The important point is that AFCs position, as you stated it yourself, is as much or more about the state of the PL than the actual strength of their squad; don’t forget, that awful start y’all had didn’t get erased until Spuds shit the bed in April. Had Chav$ not gone full-retard with their squad & management, *and* ManUre having by EVERY account a ‘poor’ season with a laundry list of injuries themselves, *and* THS have a media circus themselves, *and* LFC getting derailed by substandard managing, performances, and diabolical witch hunt on their best player, Wenger is publicly praising his players for getting them into Europa League “despite all the unfortunate circumstances”. The situation isn’t nearly as bad as the doomsayers would have us believe, but it’s not like AFC is freerolling CL every year, and it’s just a lottery between 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, either.
I like a lot of the young players AFC has brought together. I think there are players there who actually being held back from becoming the players they can be because of poor squad planning for potential injuries (Song, Verm, Djourou; Wilkenson, Ox, and Coq are perilously close to suffering this too). I’m encouraged from what I hear about Giroud, and that I’ve seen from Podi (I was crying for Rafa to buy him 4 years ago…) that they will make the club deeper and more talented. I just think that ya cannye win at these stakes without bringing in some top-end finished articles.
It’s like baseball season in July every year; if you are a serious contender, you need to make a push by bringing in someone who will help push your ball club over the top. Does it always work? No. Do many teams win without making any big deals? No. At least in footie, all it costs you is some money – a renewable resource.
And breathe. I’m spent. (c:
PS: Just re-read your comment:
“I doubt any club who saw their player wind down his club would be as stupid as Spudz and let him test the market. lol”
If you meant this as a jab at AFC over RvP, well, that was fucking brilliant.
@gorn
Loved that link! lol
“I think he could get AFC in there with, oh, £70m or so. 3 starting studs would revolutionize the squad, for example. He could do that and have another good squad player or 2 for £70m, IMO. Not that AFC needs that much. Well, mebbe with Sagna hosed..?”
I agree with you that Wenger is now in the position where he could go out and buy large. I’d also suggest he’s done an excellent job of turning lower priced buys into 18-27m players (see Anelka, Overmars, Vieira, Henry, Adebayor, Nasri and Cesc). The excellent transfermarkt.co.uk site lists RvP, Alex Song and Jack Wilshere in that range so I get less hung up about what he pays versus the value produced by his buys on the pitch.
“But one point I want to get out in front here is that I’m throwing the £18-27m figure around because The Voyeur and his network are good enough to be getting 35m players when they’re only going to command 24m. It’s about a willingness to get players @ 23-27 who can impact the entire squad more than just a transfer figure. He has to realize that there will be players you don’t make a profit on if you want to win everything at the highest level. MCFC and Chav$ have taken this to an absurd level, so it obviously makes it harder, but then they’re not as smart as Le Prof, are they? (c:”
Yeah, and one club has gone to a self-financed model that conforms with FFP regulations. The other two — not so much. But I agree this doesn’t seem to impress the leading members of his current squad enough to hold them in Islington.
Again, we don’t know what he has offered for various players. There have been bids for Reina, Chris Smalling and Phil Jones while his interest in both Hazard and Goetzke was very public. In Goetzke’s case, there was no interest in moving while Hazard’s salary demands put off the Massive and Beetface so I’m not going to begrudge Wenger coming up short. What I will say is sometimes his zeal to extract a bargain can backfire. He just about lost the Ox to United when his first offer was a ridiculously low 2m. Only the father’s insistence that AOC move to Arsenal prevented his parismony from losing the kid to Beetface. And I shudder to think of what might have happened. Happily he’s ours and fingers crossed he fulfills his potential. Because then we might not be kicking ourselves too hard for losing out on Hazard or missing on Goetzke.
“This seems like a moving goalpost to me, so I didn’t address it. Plus, AW has shipped enough money in the market, plus CL, plus good scouting, to have had surplus enough to buy the talent I’m talking about, just like Rafa managed.”
Building a new stadium had an impact on the club’s transfer dealings. That’s not moving goalposts — it’s a simple fact. Since 1999/2000, when the club received planning permission on Ashburton Grove, our total transfer spend according to Transfrmarket — adjusted for inflation — is 24.07m pounds prior to the start of this summer’s window — or about 1.85m per year. Now some of that is buyers paying ridiculously over the odds, which has helped Wenger fund purchases (Anelka’s sale to Franco FC basically funded the purchases of Henry, Wiltord and Gio von Bronkhorst). Anyway, that’s roughly what Wenger has spent on Poldi and Giroud so far this summer. So yeah, I think the restraints have eased and Wenger is moving more aggressively based on what he has in the bank account.
Based on some of the concerns by the AST over ticket pricing, I think the board and Gazidis have been vocal about his ability to spend based on those concerns to shield themselves from heat over the club’s inability to win silverware and losing star players. But Wenger has basically has self-funded his transfer dealings, allowing the club to plough its operating profits into financing a new stadium that is now well on its way to being paid off.
Wenger DOES get a little hung up over the value but I think there’s other issues that have prevented him from pulling the trigger for some players (lifestyle off the pitch, etc.) He is very particular about purchasing a specific technical and athletic profile. Ironically, his younger, cheaper buys turn out better than some of his mature ones (Arshavin and Rosicky are examples for different reasons about this). But if he thought he could bring a Neymar to the Emirates, he’d try to do it (and has publicly stated this). The reality of the situation is Catalan Aetthes and Franco FC can pay more for the same targets thanks to being able to negotiate their own television deals and, in the case of Perez’s mob, get friendly government-influenced credit terms to purchase players as well as a sweetheart deal to clear the debt by selling their training ground for a highly inflated price. Those routes will now be closed with the austerity clampdown in Spain. Those clubs will no longer be able to barter their way out of trouble because Spanish banks and the Spanish government are perilously close to the brink.
“I was thinking more along the lines of creative playmaker (think Silva would look good in puke yellow with this squad?) or classy stalwart type (Verm/Agger/Rio/Kompany), as they tend to cost the most money no matter how smart you are. DM is a spot where I think a good manager can create one, a la Lucas or Song. But I suppose if M’Vila would come in and be the 2nd coming of Mascherano (and gaud forbid if he can pass…), that would mean Song could go farther up the park and create a double-return, or they could play alongside each other and let AFC crush out a 3-4-3-1 with 2 “DM”s that can run, tackle, pass and get into the box? Then, yeah, that’d be worth at least £17m. (c:”
Wenger thought he had his Silva with Jose Antonio Reyes and it didn’t work out, unfortunately. And yeah, M’Vila CAN definitely distribute the ball so he’s better than Mascherano. Though so was Lucas Leiva. How much did he cost again?
Back to your point, yeah, Wenger and everybody else appears to have missed the boat on Kompany and there’s a hesitation to push the boat out on to bring in top talent that would act as a big neon “AMBITION” sign to the rest of the squad and supporters. If RvP goes this summer, he needs to make a statement. M’Vila would be a start. A world-class attacking midfielder would be another. Turn up at Dortmund and wave 30m at them. Or do the same to Santos for Neymar and force the Spanish duopoly to put up or shut up. And with Sagna apparently out until November, a proper attacking fullback. No, not Carl Jenkinson or Johan Djourou, either. Nicolas N’Koulou, please, or feel out Quatar FC for Mamadou Sakho. Wenger has apparently got 50m or so available plus whatever he gets for RvP IF he chooses to sell him.
“Ok, we can quibble about where in the top 5 they’ll finish, but my point was that there’s no danger of them dropping.”
No, I said they’ll be top three again. Big difference between that and fifth.
“The important point is that AFCs position, as you stated it yourself, is as much or more about the state of the PL than the actual strength of their squad; don’t forget, that awful start y’all had didn’t get erased until Spuds shit the bed in April. Had Chav$ not gone full-retard with their squad & management, *and* ManUre having by EVERY account a ‘poor’ season with a laundry list of injuries themselves, *and* THS have a media circus themselves, *and* LFC getting derailed by substandard managing, performances, and diabolical witch hunt on their best player, Wenger is publicly praising his players for getting them into Europa League “despite all the unfortunate circumstances”. The situation isn’t nearly as bad as the doomsayers would have us believe, but it’s not like AFC is freerolling CL every year, and it’s just a lottery between 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, either.”
The lesser lights were always destined to have a bad spell. But they didn’t do too badly with injuries last season. Let’s see them maintain that level without Modric, who is almost certainly gone.
I’d argue the Rent Boyz were going through a natural transition from the omelet maker’s stalwarts to the next generation but it’s going to be interesting to see how they get along without Drogba this year. They’ve got a decent core led by Mata, Ramires and others, but it will be interesting to see how Lampard reacts to be eased out of the squad. He wasn’t particularly graceful last year and it caused all kinds of internal problems.
LFC isn’t as bad as they were last season but they weren’t a Champions League contending squad, either and will be going through a difficult transition on their own. In the past three years, they’ve finished eighth, sixth and seventh in the league. Do you really think they’ll overhaul L’Arse, even without RvP when they didn’t do it last year, when we lost Cesc and Nasri? I hope people are patient with Rodgers because it appears he’ll have to reshape the squad working under the same fiscal constraints that Wenger did while FSG look at stadium options. My sense is they will challenge Spurs and the bar codes for fifth this year.
“And this is another… blind spot you and The Voyeur seem to have perennially, IMvhO. Your default position should be that you WILL get bad luck, and be prepared for it; it’s been the M.O. @ the Emirates for years now. And what’s the downside of having too much talent, BTW? If they’re getting paid and AFC is winning, how grumpy do you think they’ll get? It’s a lot easier to move a player who’s surplus to requirements while the club is winning (especially when you are sensible about your spend as Wenger is) than to sign someone when you are depleted and desperate to save a season.”
Agreed although losing all four recognized fullbacks at once is generally something that you simply cannot account for. But, yeah, we’ve been thin and relied on kids or players with chronic injury histories for far too long (Diaby, Rosicky). Wenger’s loyalty to them is admirable but it has tied his hands in terms of naming his squad for various competitions.
“If you meant this as a jab at AFC over RvP, well, that was fucking brilliant.”
Big Sol was entering his prime when he made the move across north London and he helped us win two league titles. RvP is at a different stage of his career with some significant risks with injuries. It’s basically a three-year investment versus eight years. And if RvP goes to the Massive or Agnelli FC, it isn’t the same as crossing the divide. It’s not like he’s helping them win titles they already haven’t bought already. Plus we’re in the enviable position, thanks to the new stadium that Spurs are still trying to find a way to finance, of being able to hold him to his contract and still have 50m to spend in the market to buy a replacement as opposed to what Spurs did with Big Sol back in 2001, which was pray that he’d either re-sign with them or accept what was offered to him by FC Hollywood, AC Berlusconi and a couple of the other Continental bidders.
I’m actually pretty optimistic this season whether RvP stays or goes. The only potential flies in the ointment are Catalan Aesthes are rumoured to be sniffing around Koscielny (which is one reason Wenger is publicly talking about a five-year deal for him) and Darren Dein making outrageous demands on Alex Song’s deal.
Certainly one of the best piss takes we’ll read this summer… http://www.football365.com/news/21554/7902455/Charlie-Adam-Claims-Table-Does-Lie-Actually
AG…you’re welcome, mate.
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I’ll believe it when I see it from Arsenal. Until then its all heresy. However, for the first time in quite a while I’m expecting something positive from Arsenal this upcoming season. I get the sense that what they went through last year and how they finished had more to do with them battling rather than the teams above them shitting it.
@ewtt
“I’ll believe it when I see it from Arsenal. Until then its all heresy. However, for the first time in quite a while I’m expecting something positive from Arsenal this upcoming season. I get the sense that what they went through last year and how they finished had more to do with them battling rather than the teams above them shitting it.”
Feel free to call me crazy, but I expect Holloway Road Properties to be battling both greater Salford outfits this season for the league. I don’t know if we’ll win it, mind you, but I would expect us to be within touching distance of the top. Of course, I’m expecting Wilshere to return, the Ox to grow and Wenger to sign at least one — and maybe two — top-notch midfielders as well as hold on to Koscielny. Asking for all of those things is a lot but I’m one hell of a lot more positive about this season for the first time in a few seasons, primarily based on what is coming into the squad.
AG:
You’re not crazy at all. Generally speaking, Arsenal collapse as a result of their injuries during the season. Last year, however, they continued on in spite of them. I happen to think that will bode well for them for this upcoming season. Without question they’ll be in the top three.
While I agree with most that they need a bit more depth with a quality player or two to be brought in, I’ve stated previously that I would like to see a slight variation in their play. I think the attention to detail defensively isn’t consistent enough for Arsenal and last year was one of their worst efforts. Injuries didn’t help, but their performances defensively weren’t far off from past years. Could another CB help? Maybe. But if that CB is allowed to roam too far up the pitch as Vermaelen so often does then I don’t see the point in buying one.
The bottom line is that they’re balanced enough to make the CL year after year. That’s an undeniable fact. In order to challenge for the title, however, they’ll have to be more “ambitious” in improving their defensive displays not just bringing in players. Adams might not agree, but the table doesn’t lie in this regard. This is really the only problem I have with what Arsenal has done in recent years. I like the CBs he’s chosen but he’s got to hold them more accountable for the errors that they continue to make. As a unit, Arsenal move well together in attack but look out of place when it comes to defending. A large part of that is on Wenger. Again, its not all the time, but its just enough to keep them a pretty good distance from challenging or winning the title.
I have no problem with what Adams said regarding the table lying. In 2008-09 Liverpool DOMINATED the other big four and lost the title to United because of their “ability” to win games against the likes of Wigan and Boro. Hardly “Champion” material. The table doesn’t always tell the truth but it can make for interesting conversation. Even if United had won the league, I doubt many would truly believe in their hearts that they could beat City if there were a playoff or anything.
City has a better squad because they paid for it. End of story.
What I do have a problem with is saying that Liverpool were unlucky. Just because you hit a post doesn’t make you unlucky. Just because another scores a goal, doesn’t make them lucky. I have a lot of disdain for those poor excuses. Excuses you hear too many Kopites repeating, which also makes us the stick of bad jokes.
In any case, I’m raring for the season to come around. I really think AA and Lucas are going to form a great partnership that’s going to allow Gerrard to become a dominant force for a couple more years up top. Or at least I’m hoping…
@ewtt
“The bottom line is that they’re balanced enough to make the CL year after year. That’s an undeniable fact. In order to challenge for the title, however, they’ll have to be more “ambitious” in improving their defensive displays not just bringing in players. Adams might not agree, but the table doesn’t lie in this regard. This is really the only problem I have with what Arsenal has done in recent years. I like the CBs he’s chosen but he’s got to hold them more accountable for the errors that they continue to make. As a unit, Arsenal move well together in attack but look out of place when it comes to defending. A large part of that is on Wenger. Again, its not all the time, but its just enough to keep them a pretty good distance from challenging or winning the title.”
A lot of gooners believe Steve Bould’s appointment as Pat Rice’s replacement will see some of the frailities ironed out. There is more strength in depth along the back four and hopefully we’ll get a chance to see crock-a-lots such as Gibbs and Vermaelen get an extended injury-free runs. I still think we need to start the season with more than just Carl Jenkinson at right back, though.
Sorry about the delay in providing a new post — I’m travelling right now and visiting with family. I’ll have something up by Wednesday morning.
The only thing the table emphasizes is how consistently a team wins. However a team sets out to accomplish that is up to them which is the beauty of the table format. The bottom line is just very simply to win at a constant rate over 38 matches which I think people often forget. Its not a small number of matches that determine a winner or loser, relegation or a CL spot. Every team has to show a patter of consistency in regards to winning. If at any point they begin to slip, they’ll be placed appropriately within the structure of the table.
City didn’t win the title because they bought it. I’m all for being disrespectful to rivals but that’s a flat out lie. They showed a consistent pattern of winning in the table. They may have bought the ability to finally COMPETE with the best teams but that’s entirely different than actually winning. United did very well last season but City did even better and that’s why they won. Do you see a column that says “Richest Club in the World” in the table? How about, “Most Possession,” or “Dominated the Top Four?” Of course not, and its because the table, thankfully, doesn’t take any of that into consideration. The table rewards only winning not how a team wins and thus it gives a very clear indication as to why teams are placed in their relative positions once the season finishes.
Hope my tone doesn’t come across as argumentative. Just trying to state my opinion (c;
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What is the deal with Lucas? I haven’t heard a peep from the lad during his recovery. How’s he progressing? What are your thoughts on Borini? I don’t think he’ll be enough but I’m sure he’ll be better than Carrol given what I’ve seen of him. You’re really excited for AA? He struggled in Milan with yet another injury. What’s his status?
EWTT-You don’t have to qualify yourself! Come on, we’ve discussed things with much more sensitive nature before
For me, when they say the table doesn’t lie they are saying that the best teams always wins the championship. Not that the most consistent team always wins. And with what I described above is why I think the table CAN lie. I know it sounds like I’m belittling United but its not what I’m trying to do. I’m just trying to say the BEST team doesn’t always win and the Liverpool example is the closest thing that I’ve seen recently that goes to describing that.
Lucas seems to be progressing finely from what I’ve read. Have you seen something that I haven’t? God I hope not.
I don’t know enough of Borini to make any intelligent statement. If he can truly play any of the front three positions, like Suarez, that will give us some depth and give us many options which is a good thing.
Yeah I really am excited for AA. He can control a game and if teams are focusing more on Gerrard and the front three then I”m not worried too much about AA’s injury history. I’m honestly more worried about Gerrard….shit now that I think about it Gerrard, AA and Lucas have had some serious injury issues lately. Now I am worried! Thanks a lot
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2012/07/16/manchester-united-tops-the-worlds-50-most-valuable-sports-teams/
Don’t know if this was covered on Bobby’s blog or here(sorry I sometimes just jump to comments) but its funny because people are saying Arsenal have lost their “brand” power and yet they are ranked as the 10th most valuable franchise here. Thats in all of sports!
- L’Arse: Mebbe the lack of strength I’ve been talking about is better reflected in EWTT’s assertion about AFC’s consistent underperforming and lack of solidity in their own 3rd. Obviously Les Gauls finally had a finisher last season and that makes everything look better, but perhaps it is simply a matter of getting the back 5/6 SORTED!!, whether that’s through training, acquisitions, or position changes – so long as they maintain close-to or the same goal production. They just seem fragile to me, tho all credit, they did dig out a helluva season last year under any circumstances. I just look at them and I see flaws despite their talent and manager. Suppose that’s just me.
- re: the table lying: I think it’s one thing to state that a club had some woeful luck (as LFC did last season) in not getting more results that should’ve had them with a much better record, and another entirely to say that the club that won didn’t deserve it. When ppl talk about the table not lying, it’s about asserting that the winning club earned it. Adam stated just past the statement EWTT focused on that MCFC deserved it, and that LFC is well short of title quality. If there’s any piss-taking, it seems to be coming from the harbinger. (c;
- LFC changes: First of all, all this talk of Carroll has to be just about the dumbest thing Rodgers could do. The guy finally came around at the end of the season, played reasonably well by all accounts in the Euros, then BR floats it to the press that he could be ON LOAN??? W. T. F? Talk about buying high and selling low; that totally undercuts both Carroll’s confidence and his value, even if a loan makes the most sense. BRUTAL idiocy in marketing, man management, economics, and media ’savvy’.
As for Borini, no idea, but being 21 while starting for Roma and playing for Italy @ Euro 2012 seem like ringing endorsements. If he’s Suarez-esque with more finish, y’all are in trouble….
As for the midfield,
- Lucas spent a lot of time in Brazil as I understand it. There has not been one iota of negativity about his recovery.
- AA could be superlative for LFC if he’s handled right. Rafa was under pressure to play him sooner and in suboptimal situations, and that made the OPTICS of his time here worse than they were. He’ll be great if he’s given the chance and not physically pressed.
- There seems to be some question where Gerrard will play. I’ve seen a lot of Swansea, but their personnel was made different by their affordability, so there’s no comparable IMO. You can say Gylfi, but my impression is that he’s got a constant motor and very conscientious positionally as well as with the ball. Cannye really be said for SG. I suspect that LFC will be trotting out SOME lineups not that dissimilar to some of KKD’s, but called something else, of course…. Until there’s been more player changes that Rodgers wants, it’s going to be more about LFC’s philosophy of ball management that changes rather than formations or lineups.
YMMV.
AG:
“Building a new stadium had an impact on the club’s transfer dealings. That’s not moving goalposts — it’s a simple fact… [...] Based on some of the concerns by the AST over ticket pricing, I think the board and Gazidis have been vocal about his ability to spend based on those concerns to shield themselves from heat over the club’s inability to win silverware and losing star players.”
This is pure conjecture on your part, tho Will, no matter how you slice it.
But let’s accept your terms. So it’s a he said/he said with the board saying one thing unanimously and consistently for years, and The Voyeur… NEVER contradicting that and buying the odd high-mid range player? Sounds like a pretty simple story, to me. It’s outsiders moving the goalposts to suit their expectations, whether it’s pro-board or pro-Wenger. What makes you so sure that it isn’t “Wenger being Wenger” and that if the money had always been there, anything would be different? This is where you lose me, I don’t understand the leap.
“Wenger DOES get a little hung up over the value”
I think we have our early season nominee for Understatement of the Year! LOL!
Anyway, this does seem to indicate you have mixed feelings about this issue yourself. OTOnH it’s enforced upon AW and the board/Gazidis is lying to placate the supporters; OTOH you acknowledge that AW doesn’t spend even if he can. So now we’re arguing merely about when he wasn’t spending money he wouldn’t have spent anyway vs. couldn’t? Not really my thing.
I’m gonna let this go, my last bit: I learned a long time ago that if it looks like a canard, walks like a canard, and quacks like a canard, it’s a canard. Not a rooster, no matter how much he crows. YMMV. dc:
The good news is that, as far as we know, AW’s parsimony hasn’t hurt L’Arse *too* much. But, as I said in my last post, a successful manager HAS to accept that a complete squad has mature players who will not command a transfer fee when their usefulness runs out in a title chasing squad. AA was a semi-failure but still put up some impressive advanced stats esp. with his limmited play time over the last year or so, and Rosicky was broken at birth but managed some classy performances (in CL in particular IIRC?). The evidence is in front of his face on his own club. The Voyeur just needs to step up to a higher quality player without the flaws that come from cheaper options. Inefficiencies are there for a reason; sometimes you gotta just by top quality at top dollar.
“Plus we’re in the enviable position, thanks to the new stadium that Spurs are still trying to find a way to finance, of being able to hold him to his contract and still have 50m to spend in the market to buy a replacement”
Don’t forget RvP’s not insubstantial wages! Especially if you count what AFC had allotted for him in his extension.
But, again, money’s worthless if it’s not spent. I respect your faith in The Voyeur – it’s well-earned on just about every level, except this one. There’s no pattern to suggest he’ll spend that money.
“No, I said they’ll be top three again. Big difference between that and fifth.”
A sum total of 6 points over 3 spots, that’s not quibbling? I guess someone should tell Pulis that Stoke was on the brink of relegation last year, then……..
“Do you really think [LFC]’ll overhaul L’Arse, even without RvP when they didn’t do it last year, when we lost Cesc and Nasri?”
Ebbing tides lower all boats, AG. I made that point pretty gauddamn clear. It wasn’t an attempt to get LFC into title conversation.
But since we’re on the subject, LFC was joint 3rd best in goals against. +0.5 more goals/game woulda put them in 4th. Given that Suarez was shitcanned for ~5 PL matches, Carroll & Kuyt were completely off the boil, and Lucas & SG were basically gone the whole season, improving from within is hardly unrealistic.
So, yeah, I think if you can believe Wenger will spend £50m and win the title, I can believe LFC will play 4 spots better with 3 healthy “additions” (including AA) to the midfield, a 2nd full season of Suarez, and any production out of Borini/Carroll. (c:
(Not saying I do believe it will happen, I’m trying to draw an argument)
@gorn
You were flooded? Bummer in the summer, I hope you get a decent insurance claim.
@ag
“Here’s an XI with stand-ins Szczesny (Fabianski), Sagna (Jenkinson) Verminator (Mertesacker), Koscielny (Djourou), Gibbs (Santos), Song (Coquelin), Arteta (Wilshere), Ramsey (Rosicky), Poldi (Gervinho), Giroud (????), Walcott (the Ox). ”
errrr…. problem (preferably said with a slavic/russian accent, it’s just that much more effective that way). I don’t want to get up at 5am to see Jenkinson and Djourou stand in at the start of the game, with Gibbs snapping his hamstring at the 35:15 mark. That would be another 8-2 loss to either Manchester team. Actually, I take that back. I don’t mind Santos at all, I think his overall affect on the club is convincingly positive. Arteta is key, not sure if Wilshere can be the man. Of the the players mentioned above, which ones have a decent chance of scoring from outside or at the edge of the box on anything other than the break? Arteta. Verminator. I don’t know about Giroud.
“Pretty much confirmed by Le Boss and there’s no small relief among the shareholders at Holloway Road Properties at finding a sucker buyer for the non-scoring Moroccan striker. With the Carlos Vela transfer to Real Sociedad nearly finished (bar haggling over the percentage of his sell-on fee – HRP want an eye-watering 60 per cent from any future sale) and Nicklas Bendtner in advanced negotiations with Malaga, it pretty much leaves Squillaci and Arshavin to shift (although I’m quite certain Wenger will entertain any enquiries about Park Chu Young’s availability).”
- Chamakh proved a valuable player when he arrived and scored some impressive goals when given a proper run of games when RvP was injured. It is “myopic” to suggest he has been a failure or “non-scoring” due tho the fact he was benched as soon as RvP was fit and as Wenger never had a plan B and you can’t expect ANY striker to ride the pine for 2 seasons and play the occasional 15-20 mins and score goals… UNREALISTIC!
*2011/2012 The guy started ONE game in the Prem!
PS Same can be said about Wenger wasting money on a talented player like Chu Young who was bought and then given a blanket to share with Chamakh as they watched from the bench as RvP scored goals and Arsenal struggled to qualify for a CL spot and yet another uninspiring season.
@ewtt
RE: “The only thing the table emphasizes is how consistently a team wins. However a team sets out to accomplish that is up to them which is the beauty of the table format . . .”
No arguments from me.
@disturbance
“I don’t know enough of Borini to make any intelligent statement. If he can truly play any of the front three positions, like Suarez, that will give us some depth and give us many options which is a good thing.”
The Times staff — which feature several Liverpool supporters/observers who are closely plugged into the club — see him as a replacement for Dirk Kuyt.
“Yeah I really am excited for AA. He can control a game and if teams are focusing more on Gerrard and the front three then I”m not worried too much about AA’s injury history. I’m honestly more worried about Gerrard….shit now that I think about it Gerrard, AA and Lucas have had some serious injury issues lately. Now I am worried! Thanks a lot”
Rory Smith, who is part of that Times Anfield crew, doesn’t see a future for AA under Rodgers. Apparently, they think he’s too lightweight to play in England.
@disturbance
Thanks for the Forbes link. I’d repost it on Bobby’s blog but my good buddy FABR04 — who claims the Arsenal “brand” has eroded under Wenger — has asked me not to respond to his posts or comment about him. He apparently doesn’t want inconvenient facts to mess up his prescription for what ails the club.
@gorn
” L’Arse: Mebbe the lack of strength I’ve been talking about is better reflected in EWTT’s assertion about AFC’s consistent underperforming and lack of solidity in their own 3rd. Obviously Les Gauls finally had a finisher last season and that makes everything look better, but perhaps it is simply a matter of getting the back 5/6 SORTED!!, whether that’s through training, acquisitions, or position changes – so long as they maintain close-to or the same goal production. They just seem fragile to me, tho all credit, they did dig out a helluva season last year under any circumstances. I just look at them and I see flaws despite their talent and manager. Suppose that’s just me.”
No arguments there. If they are going to improve, they need to be more consistent at the back. But it’s interesting that despite their flaws, Arsenal have been remarkably consistent in where they finish in the league table.
“I think it’s one thing to state that a club had some woeful luck (as LFC did last season) in not getting more results that should’ve had them with a much better record, and another entirely to say that the club that won didn’t deserve it. When ppl talk about the table not lying, it’s about asserting that the winning club earned it. Adam stated just past the statement EWTT focused on that MCFC deserved it, and that LFC is well short of title quality. If there’s any piss-taking, it seems to be coming from the harbinger. (c;”
LFC have finished 6th, 7th and 8th in the past three seasons. Either they have been unlucky for three seasons or problems haven’t been addressed.
“LFC changes: First of all, all this talk of Carroll has to be just about the dumbest thing Rodgers could do. The guy finally came around at the end of the season, played reasonably well by all accounts in the Euros, then BR floats it to the press that he could be ON LOAN??? W. T. F? Talk about buying high and selling low; that totally undercuts both Carroll’s confidence and his value, even if a loan makes the most sense. BRUTAL idiocy in marketing, man management, economics, and media ’savvy’.”
Totally agreed with you on this. The only reason I could see Rodgers wanting to sell the kid is he needs funds to complete his make over the squad. Remember, FSG posted a 49.3m loss last year.
“There seems to be some question where Gerrard will play. I’ve seen a lot of Swansea, but their personnel was made different by their affordability, so there’s no comparable IMO. You can say Gylfi, but my impression is that he’s got a constant motor and very conscientious positionally as well as with the ball. Cannye really be said for SG. I suspect that LFC will be trotting out SOME lineups not that dissimilar to some of KKD’s, but called something else, of course…. Until there’s been more player changes that Rodgers wants, it’s going to be more about LFC’s philosophy of ball management that changes rather than formations or lineups.”
Gerrard is 32. I suspect you’ll see Rodgers employ a similar strategy that Beetface did with Scholes and Giggs in terms of saving his legs and protecting him from injury. He’s NOT a squad player but he’s also not going to have 40-plus appearances in the league and cups, either.
@gorn
“This is pure conjecture on your part, tho Will, no matter how you slice it. But let’s accept your terms. So it’s a he said/he said with the board saying one thing unanimously and consistently for years, and The Voyeur… NEVER contradicting that and buying the odd high-mid range player? Sounds like a pretty simple story, to me. It’s outsiders moving the goalposts to suit their expectations, whether it’s pro-board or pro-Wenger. What makes you so sure that it isn’t “Wenger being Wenger” and that if the money had always been there, anything would be different? This is where you lose me, I don’t understand the leap.”
Part of it is a theory. Part of it is not. Building a 391-pound stadium had an impact on Arsenal’s transfer dealings as much as the Glazers’ LBO has tied Beetface’s hands in the market.
As far as board using Wenger as a shield to take the heat from supporters who recognized what he has done for the club, yeah, that’s a theory. And it’s one supported by a fellow named David Dein. Now Dein obviously has an axe to grind with the current board but it makes sense when you look at the club’s financials and the “cash on hand” total over the years. So it’s also a theory supported by some numbers.
Nobody is arguing Wenger has acted frugally. We’re only arguing about the why. I’m suggesting there’s some larger reasons and provided some facts as to why. You seem offended by this. I’ve made gentle fun of the conventional wisdom that has sprung up on Fleet Street and with some of our “supporters” about this conclusion that Wenger is a pinch-lipped tightwad because it’s his nature rather than circumstance, as I’ve addressed in previous answers and will in my next answer.
“I think we have our early season nominee for Understatement of the Year! LOL! Anyway, this does seem to indicate you have mixed feelings about this issue yourself. OTOnH it’s enforced upon AW and the board/Gazidis is lying to placate the supporters; OTOH you acknowledge that AW doesn’t spend even if he can. So now we’re arguing merely about when he wasn’t spending money he wouldn’t have spent anyway vs. couldn’t? Not really my thing.”
A couple of points. We don’t know about the bids he’s made for players and been knocked back. We’ve heard from LFC that he bid for Reina. We heard from Factory Farm FC that he went into for Phil Jones. Everton screamed that he lowballed them for Jagielka. Inter matched his bid for Ricky Alvarez and the player chose to go to Italy. Owen Coyle bitched about his bid for Gary Cahill. He has shown willingness to bid for good players. I’m sure there are others, too. What we don’t know is whether he came in too late, too low or there were other factors that caused the player to go elsewhere. Some agents hate his guts and that complicates things. Other players prefer to play in England and Spain. Some some of it might be Wenger’s parismony issue but that’s not the only thing at play.
“I’m gonna let this go, my last bit: I learned a long time ago that if it looks like a canard, walks like a canard, and quacks like a canard, it’s a canard. Not a rooster, no matter how much he crows. YMMV. dc:”
Hopefully I’ve addressed this point in the previous post.
“The good news is that, as far as we know, AW’s parsimony hasn’t hurt L’Arse *too* much. But, as I said in my last post, a successful manager HAS to accept that a complete squad has mature players who will not command a transfer fee when their usefulness runs out in a title chasing squad. AA was a semi-failure but still put up some impressive advanced stats esp. with his limmited play time over the last year or so, and Rosicky was broken at birth but managed some classy performances (in CL in particular IIRC?). The evidence is in front of his face on his own club. The Voyeur just needs to step up to a higher quality player without the flaws that come from cheaper options. Inefficiencies are there for a reason; sometimes you gotta just by top quality at top dollar.”
Perhaps he will. But you need to accept a large transfer fee doesn’t guarantee a better performance. You don’t need to go beyond LFC’s buys last summer to acknowledge this point. Who would you rather have — the 12m Ox or 20m Downing? That’s a honest question rather than a slap at Downing (who is a better player than he showed last season but should have never been mistaken for a 20m player)
“Don’t forget RvP’s not insubstantial wages! Especially if you count what AFC had allotted for him in his extension.”
Absolutely but it looks like Wenger is going for 17-year-old M’Baye Niang. Caen has rejected a 7m pound bid. I know this will lead to some criticism/bitching about “Wenger only buys kids” from the same brigade who dismissed him buying the Ox last year. What’s missed is this kid will qualify as a homegrown and is generally thought to be the next Drogba. It will be interesting to see his development vis a vis Romelu Lukaku’s with the west-end chavs.
“But, again, money’s worthless if it’s not spent. I respect your faith in The Voyeur – it’s well-earned on just about every level, except this one. There’s no pattern to suggest he’ll spend that money.”
I guess we’ll have to see. What I’m suggesting is he’s now got the money to spend on a 30m player. That’s something he didn’t have two, three or four years ago for reasons that I’ve laid out in my previous answers. Again, you can choose to dismiss them but I’ve laid out the facts as to why.
“A sum total of 6 points over 3 spots, that’s not quibbling? I guess someone should tell Pulis that Stoke was on the brink of relegation last year, then……..”
No denying it was tight, except Arsenal always manages to find a way to finish where they do in the table, irrespective of the points total. And after that awful start, third was a remarkable achievement.
“Ebbing tides lower all boats, AG. I made that point pretty gauddamn clear. It wasn’t an attempt to get LFC into title conversation. But since we’re on the subject, LFC was joint 3rd best in goals against. +0.5 more goals/game woulda put them in 4th. Given that Suarez was shitcanned for ~5 PL matches, Carroll & Kuyt were completely off the boil, and Lucas & SG were basically gone the whole season, improving from within is hardly unrealistic.”
These arguments might hold more weight if LFC had not finished sixth and seventh the previous two seasons. You need to apply some of the clear-eyed criticism you demonstrated in your post that started “L’Arse: Mebbe the lack of strength I’ve been talking about is better reflected in EWTT’s assertion about AFC’s consistent underperforming and lack of solidity in their own 3rd” to LFC. Because I wholeheartedly agreed with that analysis.
“So, yeah, I think if you can believe Wenger will spend £50m and win the title, I can believe LFC will play 4 spots better with 3 healthy “additions” (including AA) to the midfield, a 2nd full season of Suarez, and any production out of Borini/Carroll. (c:”
LFC and AFC are heading into the season with different goals and a different set of expectations from supporters.
Rory Smith, btw, claims Rodgers is pushing AA out the door at Anfield. In any event, how much is the return of a fully fit Wilshere to AFC’s midfield worth in your books? Or the improvement of the 18-year-old Ox? Perhaps Wenger relies a touch too much on this (particularly as United will improve with a fully fit Vidic returning to their back line) but he HAS already spent close to half that on Poldi and Giroud. Just quickly looking at shmish’s depth chart, I reckon he needs to spend more than 25m to challenge the Massive and Beetface in the league. That’s likely Yann M’Vila or another midfield colossus along with an attacking mid and defender who can play right back.
@shmish
@ag
“Here’s an XI with stand-ins Szczesny (Fabianski), Sagna (Jenkinson) Verminator (Mertesacker), Koscielny (Djourou), Gibbs (Santos), Song (Coquelin), Arteta (Wilshere), Ramsey (Rosicky), Poldi (Gervinho), Giroud (????), Walcott (the Ox). ”
This is actually pretty enlightening. Here are my responses
I’m largely comfortable where we are at in the back. Szczesny had an awful Euro2012 but he looked pretty good last year but for a couple of goals. He commands his area very well and will get better.
If you are going to have a fourth choice CB, Djourou is just fine. Two seasons ago, he was our best defender and he qualifies as a homegrown. The issue is if he has to play out of position. He looked horrific at right back. I’m OK with Gibbs starting because Santos and Vermaelen both offer cover there but we could use somebody better than Jenkinson to deputize for Sagna, who is 29 and coming off a serious injury.
As far as the midfield three go, I agree strengthening is necessary. Wilshere has proven he can do the business. I guess the remaining issue is whether Wenger sees the need to strengthen beyond Coquelin (whom he is very high on) and the Ramsey/Rosicky/Diaby option in the advanced role. I’ve also heard rumours that Wenger is experimenting with the Ox in that position.
Up top, Vela has been sold but RvP, Bendtner, AA and Chamakh all remain on the books. A few of them have to move in order for Wenger to bring anybody in.
errrr…. problem (preferably said with a slavic/russian accent, it’s just that much more effective that way). I don’t want to get up at 5am to see Jenkinson and Djourou stand in at the start of the game, with Gibbs snapping his hamstring at the 35:15 mark.
Agreed. That’s a worst case scenario that we’ve seen all too often in recent years. For whatever reason, Winterburn, Bould, Adams, Dixon, Lauren, Campbell, Keown, Toure never seem to get crocked as much as this lot.
“That would be another 8-2 loss to either Manchester team. Actually, I take that back. I don’t mind Santos at all, I think his overall affect on the club is convincingly positive. Arteta is key, not sure if Wilshere can be the man. Of the the players mentioned above, which ones have a decent chance of scoring from outside or at the edge of the box on anything other than the break? Arteta. Verminator. I don’t know about Giroud.”
The Ox has shown he can an eye for a long-range goal. And Gervinho is probably more likely to knock in a 20-yard screamer than an open header from two yards out. Poldi has scored some belters from distance, too.
@SL
“Chamakh proved a valuable player when he arrived and scored some impressive goals when given a proper run of games when RvP was injured. It is “myopic” to suggest he has been a failure or “non-scoring” due tho the fact he was benched as soon as RvP was fit and as Wenger never had a plan B and you can’t expect ANY striker to ride the pine for 2 seasons and play the occasional 15-20 mins and score goals… UNREALISTIC!”
So your plan would be to sit our club captain to give Chamakh some confidence? Have I got that right? Because you still need to score if you are going to be a striker. Chamakh had his opportunities, even in limited playing time, and failed to take them.
“Same can be said about Wenger wasting money on a talented player like Chu Young who was bought and then given a blanket to share with Chamakh as they watched from the bench as RvP scored goals and Arsenal struggled to qualify for a CL spot and yet another uninspiring season.”
The Park buy mystifies me. The circumstances surrounding that transfer were very odd, from rushing in at the last minute to pip Lille to the questions about his military service to his failure to play him. None of which absolves Chamakh for his poor performances but Wenger seemed to miss the mark badly on Park.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1125636/tottenham’s-ledley-king-announces-retirement?cc=5901
Its a shame he had to retire. I truly believe that if he weren’t so oft-injured he would’ve been England’s premier CB.
To add to the pile, here’s Jonathan Wilson’s take on the matter of JT’s trial and acquittal.
I don’t know if I pointed this out before but this is why I can’t stand listening to moronic supporters of Liverpool. They claim Stewart Downing is crap because he didn’t score many goals and had even less assists. Then they say that Liverpool was unlucky because they hit the post a million times which Downing was one of the biggest culprits in terms of set up passes and his shots.
People who actually understand football are so few and far between its scary.
Informative stuff AG.
Although I do think Fergie a soccer/man management genius. I would argue that “the best manager of this generation” is one who proves himself managing more than one team and definitely more than one top league where language/cultural adaptation/world class tactics and strategy, etc are required.
As for “Patrick Vieira” Diaby, the only thing worse than him being injury prone is his lack of development as he is simply garden variety at best. As for Song, I still say the guy lacks the necessary world class “presence” and more importantly intelligence and skill to be a proper box-to-box mid as evidenced by his constant neglect of defensive duties once he started displaying his chip passes for RvPs goals. We won’t win one major trophy with Song attempting his “offensive prowess”.
Hopefully the likes of Wilshere (spelling OK?) Ramsey and Frimpong can cover for Song’s ACN absence and his constant “brain farts”. That is unless the likes of M’Vila or Fellaini come in for proper box-to-box duties or the likes of Angelo Palombo or Nigel de Jong sit in front of back four and let the creative players (or what is left of them) do the rest.
PS Really looking forward to Laudrup’s Swansea as Michu and de Guzman are exciting players who will perform for the Dane. I’d like to see a proper striker added and I am sure the manager knows what he is doing.
@SL
“I would argue that “the best manager of this generation” is one who proves himself managing more than one team and definitely more than one top league where language/cultural adaptation/world class tactics and strategy, etc are required.”
What I said was he’s won enough silverware to back this claim, which others have advanced. Some would suggest sticking with the same massive club — and all the pressures — is much tougher. It is a lot rarer. Capello, Lippi, Mourinho and other top managers have moved around a lot. Fergie hasn’t.
“As for “Patrick Vieira” Diaby, the only thing worse than him being injury prone is his lack of development as he is simply garden variety at best.”
Wenger disagrees and I understand why. On my last visit to the Grove, Diaby scored twice and was MOTM. And when healthy, he was a starter for France.
“As for Song, I still say the guy lacks the necessary world class “presence” and more importantly intelligence and skill to be a proper box-to-box mid as evidenced by his constant neglect of defensive duties once he started displaying his chip passes for RvPs goals. We won’t win one major trophy with Song attempting his “offensive prowess”.”
In the Arsenal system, he is given license to roam forward with the expectation that Arteta or whomever is playing as the link man will drop deeper to cover him off. That’s one reason they worked so well together. It’s always interesting that the intelligence of our black footballers get called into question so often by our supporters and media types. Wenger doesn’t tolerate stupid footballers. Our supporters are a different story.
“Hopefully the likes of Wilshere (spelling OK?) Ramsey and Frimpong can cover for Song’s ACN absence and his constant “brain farts”. That is unless the likes of M’Vila or Fellaini come in for proper box-to-box duties or the likes of Angelo Palombo or Nigel de Jong sit in front of back four and let the creative players (or what is left of them) do the rest.”
Wilshere is out until September at the earliest and Wenger is being very cautious about setting a date for his return. Coquelin is being appointed as Song’s deputy.
Rennes have set a 20m euro price on M’Vila but the club is having financial difficulties and may drop the price later in the window. If there’s a poor prognosis on Wilshere or Diaby gets crocked, Wenger may renew his interest.
Everton want more than 20m for Fellaini so that is a nonstarter. FC Hollywood are being linked with de Jong. I’ve never seen Palombo linked with the club but he’s already in his thirities.
“PS Really looking forward to Laudrup’s Swansea as Michu and de Guzman are exciting players who will perform for the Dane. I’d like to see a proper striker added and I am sure the manager knows what he is doing.”
After his success in Spain, I’m looking forward to seeing what Laudrup does with the Swans. I’ll be interested to see how de Guzman fares in the Premier League.
For Matt Stanger to deny that ManUre has major sway over the FA is ludicrous. 1 5-match ban doesn’t erase decades of board membership and, to be political, a lack of severe disciplinary treatment. Seems like a pretty straight forward hatchet job by Stanger.
shmish:
Thank you, sir, and thanks for asking. Insured, dunno about a big claim tho. Living in a hotel kinda sucks, but I got a suite in an awesome area of town, so trying to make lemonade. (c: Going to Calgary to spend time with the old lady tomorrow. Theoretically that should help…… (c;
AG:
“Wenger would probably rather endure a lengthy conversation with his wife about that French hip hop songstress who allegedly (CENSORED)”
You TOTALLY do my head in when you do this! If you make pop culture references [especially those involving randy(?) women], throw us non-rag readers a bone (or link), eh wot?
“As my dear old dad used to say, ‘Money is the currency of whores, not the virtue of maidens.’ You could easily replace whores with agents, BTW. Or journalists.”
My gaud, this is fucking GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!
“Arsene’s rose-coloured view strikes me as repeating the same sort of insanity as last year, where we wound up overplaying [everyone any good]…. Bringing in M’Vila could create roster headaches but competition for places is an expectation at a top club. And if Arsenal wants to be considered as such as opposed to the Massive’s farm team, Wenger must rethink his position.”
See?? We’re on the same gauddamn team. I don’t know why we end up arguing all the time. )c{
“LFC have finished 6th, 7th and 8th in the past three seasons. Either they have been unlucky for three seasons or problems haven’t been addressed. “
Both. Plus the management turnover and multiple changes in direction organizationally. Let’s face it, talking of moving goal posts, has any PL club driven them in circles more than LFC?
“I’m suggesting there’s some larger reasons and provided some facts as to why. You seem offended by this.”
Nah, bruv. Any “offense” is frustration with The Voyeur and his cold, dead grip on his dogma, not you. Full stop.
I was just trying to explain my goal post comment, and stating for the record that your take on AW’s spending is a theory no less than the one I threw up. The result we agree on; why we’re here… not so much. (c: As I said earlier, I appreciate your steadfast faith in Wenger. It’s well earned. But not “in all things all the time” kinda thing. Mebbe that’s where I seem offended?
“What we don’t know is whether [AW] came in too late, too low or there were other factors that caused the player to go elsewhere. Some agents hate his guts and that complicates things. Other players prefer to play in England and Spain. Some some of it might be Wenger’s parismony issue but that’s not the only thing at play.”
Yes. There are many variables, some of which might have been beyond his control. But I’m pretty sure chav$, TGB, and MCFC get their men unless one of the others bids more. I’m not really interested in the “whys” of the lack of top-end reinforcements, just that they haven’t been here for a long time.
“But you need to accept a large transfer fee doesn’t guarantee a better performance.”
I will instruct you to a post I made just days ago (my 2nd paragraph)….
You seemed to have understood my position and not disagreed with it there. Confused why we’re back there again? This is where I get frustrated with ya sometimes. I think we’ve moved onto something else, and then… we’re not. dc:
“These arguments might hold more weight if LFC had not finished sixth and seventh the previous two seasons. You need to apply some of the clear-eyed criticism you demonstrated in your post [about l'Arse's defensive indiscipline].”
Not really, they’re totally different arguments. Mebbe my verbosity is confusing you about my point?
There’s a difference IMvhO between being a CL-capable team and a PL title-winning team. I, at your invite I might add, was simply making the argument that closing the gap between LFC and Spuds is less difficult than Les Gauls catching MCFC (not to mention a smaller point gap, historically). The goal is much smaller and requires less talent to do so. Given the man games lost, yada, yada, yada, LFC will be improved by just avoiding the few, but devastating, injuries they had. And they’ve addressed the need for goals with Borini. Carroll is an obvious question mark on multiple levels, but he’ll either play better (cuz he kinda cannye play worse) or bring money in to buy someone else who will.
Put another way, Spuds seem ripe for a sizable drop (esp. if Modric leaves and Ade doesnae re-sign), EFC usually alternates good and bad seasons and have a weaker squad than last year, and BarCodes got a season of a lifetime outta Pardew. There’s at least as strong an argument for LFC being 4th/5th than any of these clubs.
Which hardly the same as doing it. But to say a club that was picked by most to be a CL club last year *could* be one this season isn’t out of order. That’s not my expectation, but jumping from 8th to 4th isn’t exactly Valencia beating Mandril & DiveInc. for La Liga, either.
“how much is the return of a fully fit Wilshere to AFC’s midfield worth in your books? Or the improvement of the 18-year-old Ox?”
My problem here, and it may be a flaw in my own thinking, is that these guys aren’t addressing AFC’s most pressing needs. So, yes, both of those players, if they’re managed well and kept away from HRP’s medical staff, could be much better this season. Just not sure how that helps them on set plays or replacing RvP’s 432 goals last season. Plus, for every match they are starting/playing, someone else talented (Walcott and Ramsey?) is sitting. So they have to be VERY much better this season to improve AFC, from a replacement-level-on-the-pitch point of view, if you get my meaning?
“I’ll be interested to see how de Guzman fares in the Premier League.”
You and me both, brother. For some time I’ve been feeling way less angry that he chose Netherlands with each passing day.
Hoilett, OTOH, WTF? Is his value really this low that he doesnae have a home? Is his agent some kind of Scott Boras wannabe? I’m starting to get mad that a top club hasnae picked him up yet, since he’s just sitting there, on a free….
As I recall, Laudrup got the best outta de Guzman at Mallorca. Obviously the EPL is a different animal. I also wouldn’t be surprised if AVB fails at Tottenham and we see the likes of Laudrup or Spanish Bob step in.
You guys are right about Hoillet,… needs a better agent as I can see the winger as a major contributor at any top club.
Good to see Rodgers sign Allen from his old club as we will see less of the overhyped scrub Jordan Henderson and more of “real deal” players with true potential a la Joe Allen and Shelvey. As for Borini scoring goals for Liverpool, he scored a few from an advanced midfield position at Roma but then fizzled off so IMO the guy has around a 30-40% chance of success at his new home playing under a familiar manager.
@Gorn
“You TOTALLY do my head in when you do this! If you make pop culture references [especially those involving randy(?) women], throw us non-rag readers a bone (or link), eh wot?”
Um, there was a reference to reports in more unseemly, non-PG rated media about an alleged fling between Le Prof and a French singer. Google Sonia Tatar and Arsene Wenger for all the sordid details. It was deemed worthy of debate in some Holloway Road Properties circles for a couple reasons. Anti-Wengerites used it as “proof” that Wenger had lost his focus. The In Arsene We Trust crowd saw it as a potential sign of a coming apocalypse because they worried the current Madam Wenger would tear his head off and shit down the hole or force him to quit the technical area. Either way, the theory went we’d be looking for a manager before his contract expired.
“As my dear old dad used to say, ‘Money is the currency of whores, not the virtue of maidens.’ You could easily replace whores with agents, BTW. Or journalists.” My gaud, this is fucking GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!”
Thanks for the kind words!
“We’re on the same gauddamn team. I don’t know why we end up arguing all the time. )c{“
I agree with you that Arsene has money to spend and that there’s holes to fill in the squad. Where we disagree is I don’t think he had the wad of cash burning a hole in his pocket five years ago. And I would rather see him spend 7m on buying a Lucas Leiva than 18m on Owen Hargreaves.
“Let’s face it, talking of moving goal posts, has any PL club driven them in circles more than LFC?”
Agreed, they sort of remind me of Spurs from about five or six years ago.
“Nah, bruv. Any “offense” is frustration with The Voyeur and his cold, dead grip on his dogma, not you. Full stop. I
was just trying to explain my goal post comment, and stating for the record that your take on AW’s spending is a theory no less than the one I threw up. The result we agree on; why we’re here… not so much. (c: As I said earlier, I appreciate your steadfast faith in Wenger. It’s well earned. But not “in all things all the time” kinda thing. Mebbe that’s where I seem offended?”
Gotcha and we’re cool. Did I mention how glad I am that you are back on the blog and commenting? It’s a hell of a lot more fun for me and I suspect the rest of the regulars wholeheartedly agree with this. Even that lovable Manc EWTT.
“There are many variables, some of which might have been beyond his control. But I’m pretty sure chav$, TGB, and MCFC get their men unless one of the others bids more. I’m not really interested in the “whys” of the lack of top-end reinforcements, just that they haven’t been here for a long time.”
I’ll admit this puzzles me, too, at least since Cesc and Nasri left. We appeared to be in pole position for Juan Mata last summer and it suddenly fell apart, which was apparently down to us failing to meet a deadline. That seems to have allowed the Rent Boyz to swoop in. It was embarrassingly sloppy by the standards of any top club and nobody – not Wenger, not Gazidis, not Dick Law – has ever really addressed it. That followed the slapstick chase for Joel Campbell, which ended with us failing to secure a work permit for the kid, which demonstrated a real slapheaded approach to the details. So my faith in Arsenal isn’t unwavering. As I’ve said, there’s some valid criticisms to be made. No way that kind of two-bit horseshit would happen at Anfield, Old Trafford, the Camp Nou, either side of Milan or FC Hollywood. It was a joke.
I’m willing to give Wenger a pass on M’Vila because the kid’s behaviour off the field and form in Rennes’ run-in caused some concerns before his strop at Euro 2012. But the fact that he was looking at him suggests that position needs to be strengthened so if it’s not M’Vila, why not take a run at Javi Martinez, Chiek Tiote or Daniele de Rossi? Midfielders of that calibre would improve our side as much as M’Vila. And price should not be an object. The other side is Wenger may have received assurances from the medical team that Wilshere and Diaby would be ready to go. His faith in that group is certainly a blind spot, more so than his real or imagined parsimony in the transfer market.
“I will instruct you to a post I made just days ago (my 2nd paragraph)…. You seemed to have understood my position and not disagreed with it there. Confused why we’re back there again? This is where I get frustrated with ya sometimes. I think we’ve moved onto something else, and then… we’re not. dc:”
Sorry about the confusion; we’ll move on.
“Not really, they’re totally different arguments. Mebbe my verbosity is confusing you about my point?”
My point is you (rightly) see structural flaws in the way Arsenal defends and they are consistent. The same problems plague Liverpool in attack IMHO.
“There’s a difference IMvhO between being a CL-capable team and a PL title-winning team. I, at your invite I might add, was simply making the argument that closing the gap between LFC and Spuds is less difficult than Les Gauls catching MCFC (not to mention a smaller point gap, historically). The goal is much smaller and requires less talent to do so. Given the man games lost, yada, yada, yada, LFC will be improved by just avoiding the few, but devastating, injuries they had. And they’ve addressed the need for goals with Borini. Carroll is an obvious question mark on multiple levels, but he’ll either play better (cuz he kinda cannye play worse) or bring money in to buy someone else who will. Put another way, Spuds seem ripe for a sizable drop (esp. if Modric leaves and Ade doesnae re-sign), EFC usually alternates good and bad seasons and have a weaker squad than last year, and BarCodes got a season of a lifetime outta Pardew. There’s at least as strong an argument for LFC being 4th/5th than any of these clubs. Which hardly the same as doing it. But to say a club that was picked by most to be a CL club last year *could* be one this season isn’t out of order. That’s not my expectation, but jumping from 8th to 4th isn’t exactly Valencia beating Mandril & DiveInc. for La Liga, either.”
I could see LFC finishing fifth this season. But even FSG recognizes the size of the task facing Brendan Rodgers because they have not set a top-four place as a target. They will need to overhaul Rent Boyz, Spuds and the Bar Codes. Two of those clubs are certain to spend more money than FSG is going to provide Rodgers. While spending isn’t a pancea, LFC badly need to improve their options up front and the midfield. Let me put this another way. How many LFC players would get a regular game with Holloway Road Properties, Rent Boyz, the lesser lights or the bar codes? That’s their theoretical competition if you cede the top two places to the greater Salford outfits, which most people have done.
“My problem here, and it may be a flaw in my own thinking, is that these guys aren’t addressing AFC’s most pressing needs. So, yes, both of those players, if they’re managed well and kept away from HRP’s medical staff, could be much better this season. Just not sure how that helps them on set plays or replacing RvP’s 432 goals last season. Plus, for every match they are starting/playing, someone else talented (Walcott and Ramsey?) is sitting. So they have to be VERY much better this season to improve AFC, from a replacement-level-on-the-pitch point of view, if you get my meaning?”
We’ll agree to disagree about Wilshere not addressing a key need. When Arteta was missing last year, we had a horrific record. Wilshere fills the same role and everybody else asked to perform that deep midfield quarterback/link man role failed in it miserably. Our key needs to address in the transfer market, as I see them, is to provide options in the midfield as well as add cover for Bacary Sagna. Santi Carzola’s pursuit addresses one need. M’Vila would address another. Between Giroud and Podolski, I’m pretty comfortable with our options up top.
Having talented players sit doesn’t bother me – the modern game is a squad one, especially if you are playing in the Champions League. If you look at both greater Salford outfits, there is competition for places and talented players sitting in every match. About the only ever-presents last year for the Massive were Yaya and Vincent Kompany. With Salford, it was Rooney.
“You and me both, brother. For some time I’ve been feeling way less angry that he (de Guzman) chose Netherlands with each passing day.”
Yeah, I hear that.
“Hoilett, OTOH, WTF? Is his value really this low that he doesnae have a home? Is his agent some kind of Scott Boras wannabe? I’m starting to get mad that a top club hasnae picked him up yet, since he’s just sitting there, on a free….”
What’s interesting is how he’s traveled downmarket in the rumour mills after starting the summer being linked with Holloway Road Properties and FSG, among others. I agree his salary demands may have put off some clubs. Fingers crossed he finds the right environment to continue his development and then suits up for Canada.
@SL
“As I recall, Laudrup got the best outta de Guzman at Mallorca. Obviously the EPL is a different animal. I also wouldn’t be surprised if AVB fails at Tottenham and we see the likes of Laudrup or Spanish Bob step in.”
Laudrup was one of my favourite players and he did a fantastic job at both Getafe and Mallorca. I’m excited to see what he can do with the Swans. de Guzman will apparently get a chance to show his chops because it looks like Joe Allen is moving on to FSG.
You guys are right about Hoillet,… needs a better agent as I can see the winger as a major contributor at any top club.
What amazes me is Victor Moses can be linked to Rent Boyz and Holloway Road and Hoilett appears frozen out. It certainly appears to be an agent issue.
“Good to see Rodgers sign Allen from his old club as we will see less of the overhyped scrub Jordan Henderson and more of “real deal” players with true potential a la Joe Allen and Shelvey. As for Borini scoring goals for Liverpool, he scored a few from an advanced midfield position at Roma but then fizzled off so IMO the guy has around a 30-40% chance of success at his new home playing under a familiar manager.”
Borini does have some experience in England, having played for Rodgers with Rent Boyz youf and rezzies so I’d expect him to bed in pretty quickly. Everything I’ve read suggests Borini will be deployed as a wide front man.
@AG
Our banter reminds me of that of my dad and grandad. All is hunky dory until the subject of The Vietnam War gets brought up except in our case it’s a certain Frenchman. LOL
I’m glad AA got a chance with Liverpool…in any case, I watched that Liverpool game and we did not look good at all. I really don’t get the need to get rid of some of these players that are perfect for BR’s system…Really excited for another 8th place finish!
@disturbance
Aquilani’s departure baffles me and it will be fascinating to hear the spin. Rory Smith, who is a well connected at Anfield and an astute observer of all things LFC, thinks FIorentina has gotten a great player at a bargain. I tend to agree. I cannot understand why they would see Joe Allen as a better option than AA and pay 15m for him. Allen played well in one season for a midtable club, which looks an awful lot like Stewart Downing’s CV. Now I think Downing will improve this year but there’s no way he was a 20m player any more than Allen is worth 15m.
LFC will not finish as low as 8th but they are making the same kind of mistakes in the transfer market as last year. The difference is Rodgers has some goodwill with both supporters and FSG. There’s also lower expectations on the terraces, media, blogosphere and in the executive suite.